The United States Today: In 2 Minutes or Less

Day 854, 21:57 • Published in USA USA • by Mr. Hyphenated
Publishe😛 21:57 ERT on March 823, 2010 - Day 854

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Hail South Africa! Edition


Military Maneuvers
EDEN must be exhausted from kicking so much (butt)

-Best in my mind is the fact that a South African resistance war (Northern Cape) finally succeeded, returning the South Africans to the map just in time for Congressional elections. My readers will recall that this is vital to the future health of the South African nation. Among others, Josh Frost will be running for Congress in South Africa. Best of luck keeping the PTOers out, fellas 🙂 . Speaking merely as a US citizen, I'd like to call South Africa my bro.

-Poland cruised to an easy defense of the natively-French, high-wood Rhone Alps against Slovenia. People continue to flock to the region as the wall is reported to be at 1.3 million now and cost 2200 gold to attack.

-On a related note, Hungary started to work its way down Slovenia's land-bridge to the Rhone Alps. Quick thinking by (presumably) EDEN soldiers, however, kept Hungary from proceeding as a resistance war put a halt to the land-swapping.

-Finland lost the initiative in their attack on Russia after the Russian President retreated Leningrad-Oblast and quickly counter-attacked. Several regions are under attack now by Russia and things look grim. Reportedly, the Fins decided to attack Russia to 1) rally EDEN behind a common cause and 2) spark a baby-boom.

-The US region swapped with the Philippines, then attacked Indonesia at Mindano, a natively Philipino region. This is the least we can do for a loyal ally.

-Other things may have gone on, but the US did so much region swapping, the events fell off the 5 pages of world news. >.>

Article Round Up:
Department of Citizen Orders - DoD Orders
The Pony Express - Express Deliveries
Destertfalcon - Could this be the beginning of the end for EDEN?
Aeros - South Africa Retains Independence, Europe Gets Crazy
Sossu - EDEN Emerges Victorious as South Africa Liberated and Rhone Alps Secured
Ines Schumacher - Welcome Home
Josh Frost - Don't Cry for Me Brazil
Milestailsprower - An Analysis Of The Turmoil In The United State - A pretty interesting read

Politics
Dr. Tango talks wages

-The Salvation Army needs your help

-Dr. Tango says wages mean nothing. Hail new Secretary of Treasury!

-SEES announced that they are running 14 candidates for Congress, and list them here.


Community
Sign petition to discourage botters

-Sign this please. It's calling for the raising of the minimum XP to vote. Read to find out why.

-Ohai. I'm running for re-election to Congress. If you're willing and able to hold a vote for me incase I need some help, please PM me. K thx bai.



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