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This article will be divided into four parts:
The End of the Road [Party President]
Oh Yeah, I Endorse Marxus for Libertarian party President
GTA: CANADA
Caption Contest Results

So starting with:

The End of the Road [Party President]



Much like Elvis, the Penguin Lives

It’s been a great month. At least to me it seems as if it has been great. Of my goals, the Bloc system is finally beginning to become great, I’ve had more articles out from the Libertarian Bulletin and my personal paper than most of my predecessors, keeping fellow party members informed. We have more congress members than either the Feds or the UIP and a definite improvement from last month. We have survived the coordinated elections, our candidate won the office of the presidency, and I have loved this last month of serving as your party president, and I plan to stay involved for months to come.

I don’t only want to know how I thought I did though; I want to know what you thought as well and how you think the Party as a whole can improve,

Fill out this form so your voice can be heard and help many Party Presidents to come!



and on that note…

I Endorse Marxus for Libertarian party President

Look, we have two great candidates again running for Party President… And I’m not just saying that, we actually have two great Libs running this month,


Marxus


and

Jamarcus


Now, onto why I endorse Marxus for Lib PP. It’s not that I think him more capable, both men are capable, nor anything else. However, Marxus has been my right hand man this month, he has been working with me on Party Projects he is 100% in the loop.

Jamarcus has been relatively shy of working in any big projects recently, and while I am sure he could adapt, Marxus would take the Party Presidency running. Of course none of this matters as Iasov will retain the position of shadow puppetmaster 😛.

So on the 15th, I urge you, not as your party president, but as a fellow Lib, to vote Marxus for Party President


Consider this your Proteus Bump 😉

On to
GTA: CANADA



Rated G for high levels of Moose Sightings, Snow Melting, and River Flowing.

Anyway, this really should be a non issue, but as the very astute (do I detect sarcasm?) of you will have noticed, Canada is inside of our very nation



OMG CANADA

This is a Canuck Alert, I know you might have thought Canada was just a fairy tale but now, they are here, and OMG

First: Calm Down

I see some people are... kinda... freaking... out...
Yes I have a different link for each word there >_<

Anyway, quoting the president, “Canada is Still our Butt Buddy”

Again, this is a non-issue, but Emerick’s Article pretty much tells you what’s happening

So stop freaking out about how you are uninformed (false) and stop running around like headless chickens, Canada is NOT invading us!

Got it?

Good

Now on to:
Caption Contest Results

Last Article I included a Cartoon, and offered a two gold reward to the best caption, and I got a lot of submissions :3



Here are the top 5 (No Reward, Sorry)

5)The hat?... oh, it's from Macy's -Rican, Switzerland

4)"OK, we're in! Now just act natural... We CIA know how to blend in. If a Mexican drug dealer comes up to you, just say 'Yo Quiero Taco Bell -Maybaby, USA

3)Hey hombre, guess how many amigos I've got in my briefcase -Jelly, USA

2)Yeah, it ends up the Mexicans are the majority now. And there's no way in hell I'm going to let myself be a minority -Shino, USA

And the winner is!

DRUMROLL PLEASE

Fox News told me that Mexicans are taking everyone's jobs, so I figured I should become a Mexican From Marxus, USA

The Two Gold has been sent,

Stay Sexy,
Paul