The Libertarian Zeppelin Brigade

Day 1,235, 16:44 • Published in USA USA • by The Libertarian Bulletin


Libs, Zeppelins, Mustaches, Oh my!

During the CP primary, we conducted a short survey and asked you Libs for input about party. The number one concern was that the party did not communicate enough with you. So, today, I introduce to you my solution:

The Libertarian Zeppelin Brigade


The Libs are rolling out dozens of airships so that we can quickly and awesomely deliver important messages out to you, the members of the party.

Why blimps?
Because all the best libs have blimps.

So how does this concern you?
Well, we here at the libs have plenty of zeppelins to go around, but we are in short supply of Zeppelin Captains to pilot them and deliver the messages to the masses.

Each Captain will be assigned a relatively small group of libs. He/she will be responsible for making sure the safe and prompt delivery of important leadership messages.

Do you have what it takes?
Requirements:
-Time to send out messages to players, possibly multiple times a week.
-Love for the Libs
-Silly Mustache

Because this is how a Zeppelin Captain should look.

I will also be joining the Brigade, albeit not in a zeppelin.


To sign up, simply leave a comment in this article with a picture of the best silly mustache you can find.

Onwards Zeppelin Brigade!