The eCanadian Dissonance: Songs of eCanadians

Day 534, 07:19 • Published in Canada Canada • by Adasko

I have to start by saying, that this article is in a large part, insipired by the comments posted on my two previous articles connected to songs by The Who. And after reading Plugson's article on the eCanadian psyche I've decided to write one in similar fashion, however, using songs instead of Freudian terms. So, here We go.

Bruck - Cult of Personality

I know your anger, I know your dreams
Ive been everything you want to be
Im the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
Im the cult of personality

Living Colour - Cult of Personality

You can say a lot about Bruck, but one thing is sure, he has a cult surrounding him. His viral marketing, has done a great job so far, and created an image, that many RL leaders would be jealous of. With all the "Brucking", and "Brucked Up" you can hear around eCanada, he certainly made his way to popular eculture, and established the afore mentioned cult, not only among CEP members, but also within the new members, which brought him his third term in recent days. So let's forget Nikita Khruschev's "On the Personality Cult and its Consequences" and keep on Bruckin' 🙂

Augustus Baldwin - Firestarter

I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator
I'm the fear addicted, a danger illustrated

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter

Prodigy - Firestarter


Augustus Baldwin is a firestarter, and I don't think anybody disagrees with me here, articles like Augustus Baldwin Doesn't Support Separatistsand Neither Should You or What Type of Military Will The People's Republic of Quebec Have? (most recent achievements 😁) have made Augustus one of the most popular media figures in the country, and as soon as he writes an article, a flame bursts into the sky. The Guns of August, should most ceirtanly be renamed to "August's Flamethrowers" And I must say, they'd be probably the strongest ones on the market, nothing flames as good as his articles. Oh, and remember. He never starts it, it's all Dom's fault.


Dade Pendwyn - My Generation

Why don't you all f-fade away
And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say
I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generation

The Who - My Generation

Dade Pendwyn, is indeed the voice of his generation, the boomers. He represents all the good traits of an active new citizen, I was really shocked when I found out that I've been on eRep longer than he did. Dade is now slowly becoming a symbol, not only for the boomers, but also for quality eCanadian journalism. The Canadian Conduit is one of the most vertisaile eCanadian newspapers, as Dade is both a good satirist, and analyst, and I am certainly proud to be in "His Generation".

Dominik - The Seeker

They call me The Seeker
I've been searching low and high
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die

I asked Bobby Dylan
I asked The Beatles
I asked Timothy Leary
But he couldn't help me either

The Who - The Seeker

Dom is a Seeker, although he is an expierienced eCitizen, he still hasn't got what he's after, maybe because he's a perfectionist. He has held cabinet post, was probably the most successful runner-up in the history of eCanadian Presidential Elections. Right now, he announced that he's leaving eCanada, to travel the world. Maybe that will help him find what he is looking for. Obviously both Dylan and The Beatles didn't.

Special Guest: Gofarman's haxx0r grandma - Money


Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.

Pink Floyd - Money

Yes, Gofarman's grandma is here as my special guest for this article. In case someone doesn't know, this is linked to my theory on the CND theft, in which Gofarman's grandma, a pr0 1337 haxx0r installed the keylogger on his computer, and stole the money. And, well yes... She's the one hungry for the money, and is more of a symbolical figure, to show the nonsense of throwing accusations around. Well, if it was her, I hope that 35k CAD of gas will make her give it back, sooner or later.

So We had a few example of different songs for different eCanadians (and Gofar's granny 😁), and if We mix them together We should have dissonance. And We do, but here it's diversity, which in society, isn't that bad as in music. And even if you think it's bad, here's a quote for you.

Finding beauty in dissonance.

Tool - Schism

For now cheers, and thanks for reading. 🙂