Augustus Baldwin Doesn't Support Seperatists, and Neither Should You
Augustus Baldwin
Its that time again. Time for old AB to climb on his soapbox, start speaking in the third person, and call out the dirty politicans of eCanada who think they can make backroom deals with impunity, assured that there is no one out there who is smart enough to catch them red handed.
Today I had the mispleasure of discovering a scandal involving my own beloved party, the Canadian Social Democrats, whose new leadership is in cahoots with, you guessed it, THE SEPERATISTS. Now I don't know why, come election time, there is always someone who tries to buy the support of these annoying little buggers who want to destroy Canada. Its beyond me why they think that the benefits of the seperatist vote outweigh the trouble they will get into when I find out. But it happens, and here we are, on with the show.
So during the recent Congressional elections the Canadian Paradox Party and the Democratic Action League worked out a secret deal whereby the DAL would elect CPP Congressmen in exchange for the CPP supporting a DAL candidate for President. Backroom politics, but nothing too controversial.
So at this point the DAL held control of two Presidential endorsements. Enter my beloved CSD, who purchased both those endorsements from the DAL in exchange for extensive patronage in the government should the CSD win. You know, the CPP and DAL endorse Cleo for President, then if Cleo wins DAL gets to appoint the head of the Reading Railroad, Electric Company, and Water Works. I'm not too upset, a little fishy, but hey its politics! Right?
Then everything goes bad. Not satisfied with just the support of the DAL and CPP, Cleo decides she is going to put my party into bed with THE SEPERATIST BLOC. Promises have been made, hands have been shook, deals have been signed, and in the end the CSD has allied itself with the seperatists in exchange for high level appointments in a CSD government and support of the Bloc's recent political manifesto calling for the active pursuit of an independant Quebec.
Now everyone knows Im a big fan of wheel and deal politics, but you have to ask how far is too far? Is it worth allying with the seperatists to gain power in Canada? Is it worth putting Confederation at risk? Where does it end? If the seperatists are OK, then why not ally with the Hungarians in exchange for votes? Why doesn't the CSD promise the Hungarians some positions in cabinet in exchange for them sending over voters?
I'm sorry, but I cannot support my party if it wants to make deals with those who want to destroy Canada. I cannot support the CSD in this election so long as it promises support and government posts to THE SEPERATISTS.
And how did I find all this out? Well there are still many loyal Canadian Federalists in the CSD, and they are about as happy with this evil alliance as I am. What can I say? Some of us are still looking out for Canada.
Comments
I'm with Augustus, as always 🙂
The only good Separatist is...well there is no such thing as a good separatist but you see where I'm going with that.
Separatists, Nazis, and....Girls...oh my!
What a horrible article. You didn't even blame Dominik once.
I might as well beat Dominik to the punch by saying that. Dom, that's for getting the edge on me in my last article 😛
Nice use of "too" in paragraph 3. I thought "maybe it was a coincidence", but it reappeared in paragraph 4! If you'd also used a "their" and a "you're" we could have held it up as a shining example of grammar! ...Not that I'm embittered after doing my nightly eRep media reading 😛
Good stuf as always, AB. Voted.
p.s. Isn't Dominik a seperatist? or maybe that was communist......
(-Azzeriath)
There is another possiblity...Cleo may not even intend on following though with her promises to THE SEPARATISTS. She could just be screwing them. I think AB would appreciate that.
By the way believe in representation for all Canadians, even Quebec separatists.
Do you know that your mindless obsession about Quebecois people remind me about a certain German in the 40s?
I am a proud Quebecois and I'm working to get a francophone regiment in the CAF.
What have you done for Canadian Unity recently Baldwin?
i am a quebecer as well, but if quebec will seperate, im heading for ontario, Canada is where i personnally belong,these seperatist seem to be a parasite time and time again.
I'm not in favour of separatism, but the PNQ has other policy goals which would be good for Quebec and by extension Canada.
No flexibility on seperatism. You could be Mother Theresa, but if your a seperatist then your not good in our book!
And yes, Dominik is a seperatist. 😛
OK, noobish question: is separation even possible in this game?
Erik - No, it's a pipe dream.
I am Dominik, and I endorse this article.
...what are you looking at?
if AB says no, then i say no too!
Pretty funny i almost fell out of my chair when I started reading. AHAH Quote: ''a scandal involving my own beloved party, the Canadian Social Democrats''. Where do you get all this stuff from AB? No seriously you should start a stand up show on canadian politics!
Nice! He hates me! lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
AB, OShaudy, you're the reason there even are separatists.
Northern Industries : Dominik was not even separatist or communist. He was juste a democrat who wanted to give a democratic chance to the quebecers to be indpendant if it's what they want.
Augustus : You said that Separatists want to destroy Canada but that's false. We just want to build our country. If we wanted to destroy your country, why we don't invade Canada lol?
Thomas: That doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Thats like saying the only reason there are cows is because there are hamburgers...
Seperatism isn't caused by anti-seperatism lol. The first has to exist before there can be a second.
Ozzel: Because you don't have a country? So how could Canada invade Canada?
Yes! Canada will invade Canada lol!
Seriously. No one in Quebec want to destroy your country. To destroy a country and to declare a session are two different things.
I didn't get it. But I also don't care so it's OK.
Actually AB this is how it went (both here and RL): anti-Quebecism (from people such as yourself) led to Quebec separatism, which in turn led to more anti-Quebecism...
who the hell told you about our deals augustus?
Haha, niceeee 😉
AB Guess what you justwasted 5 minutes of my life and i want them back!
So.... You're dissing the CSD?
Well I for one wholeheartedly support federalism and by consequence, all efforts to restrain and destroy separatistism. After reading this article, I will be performing a serious review of my membership in the Canadian Social Democrats.
As an aside, this is my first post here. Hello all eCanada citizens!
Heloo!
I guess nobody should be so shocked, I mean the most federalist party of Canada in RL are CLP and NDP but they both made a deal with the Bloc in order to get control over the situation of a minoritary government and make it fall. It's just politics as pure as seen in RL canada.
So don't get too offended CEP members, if my memory is right you used a coalition to bring down Zanalaan too right?
CSD membership revolt! I am calling for a CSD membership revolt!
Duke... It took you 5 minutes to read all this? xD
AB, shut up. You used to be funny, a long long time ago...
Im still funny, you just lost your sense of humor!
"CSD membership revolt! I am calling for a CSD membership revolt"
-Augustus Baldwin
I agree!!!
Join the Progressive Party of Canada
Take back this nation from the thieves who are stealing it piece by piece!
POLICE ACTION!!!
*Shoots an annoying Augustus*
Uh oh, you struck him down...Now he'll only become more powerful than you could have possibly imagined!
*que John Williams music*
(-Azzeriath)
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Cleo and her band of 'followers'.
Don't vote Cleo but don't vote Bruck either! There is a good third option people.
Dotto - so who's that?
I am going to finish what Enkidu Harthouse started to say, because it needs to be said... The only good separatist is .... A DEAD ONE!
We should ban the PNQ.
They constitude a menace for the national unity! Yes Canada!