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McPlato's Bazooka Monopoly

Day 1,340, 10:29 • Published in USA USA

• by Gnilraps

Department of Platonomics
Day 1,340 of the New World

“The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.”
— Tom Waits

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Ronald McPlato is Proud To Announce...

Bazooka Monopoly!

Everyone’s a winner*!

Simply Fight in any of the (constantly ongoing ad nauseum) Current Battles while* collecting (most of the) valuable Bazooka Game Pieces!*

Snatch up the Baltic Avenue Barrel!
Collect the St. Charles Avenue Scope!
Find the Marvin Gardens Trigger!
Peel off the St. James Avenue Stock!
and Snarf Up* the BROADWAY M6A3 Missile!***

*eventually

Romper!
14 Bazookas in one day!

Henry Arundel!
Only 2 Bazookas for him, but 31 more if you count his multis!

Indonesia!
2,326,3256 Bazookas (in one battle). We’re not sure how they do this but we think that Indonesian-Bill-Gates might have designed the technology.

Bradley Reala!
(Not everyone ends up having to spend their OWN money!)

Some Newb!*
*Results pending his discovery of the Broadway Missle, which will probably drop for him some time in October.

Hurry!
Grab your Stepfather's Credit Card and start fighting! (Don't worry, he's looking to buy your love anyway. Plus he hates that your mother spends so much money on Popsicles and BonBons... Nothing he'd rather buy than a Bazooka about now... So trust your good Pal McPlato!)

Gnilraps

Comments

Gnilraps Day 1,340, 10:30

SPEND MOAR CASH

Salinger Day 1,340, 10:35

I have five of each, and yet not a single barrel.

Megatronous Prime Day 1,340, 10:37

Hahahaha LOL .. voted... still haven't found any missiles yet thought ~~

Oothere Day 1,340, 10:50

don't have time to waste all my 50gold on looking for bazook or whatever its called. instead i wait untill it appears in the market.

code0011 Day 1,340, 10:55

I've had 2 already, and pending the discovery of a few rockets, that number will double

SlapHappee Day 1,340, 10:55

Could have 6 if only those damn rockets would show up!

Devoid Day 1,340, 11:09

This is one of the best articles I've read in quite a while.

Myst Forever Day 1,340, 11:21

Artfully done!

Evil.Elvis Day 1,340, 11:22

"Don't worry, he's looking to buy your love anyway"

James S. Brady Press Room Day 1,340, 11:28

Wow this should be linked in the Pony Express.

PigInZen Day 1,340, 11:51

HA. Nice bit about Brad/Pfeiffer/Indo. Funny 'cause it's true.

WillyPedro Day 1,340, 11:55

Great article!

@Salinger: I got 5 barrels! waiting for my first rocket...
They should let us trade these parts...

Giorgos Zaikos Day 1,340, 13:04

lolololol

V

Relorian Day 1,340, 13:11

@PiZ: Actually Bradley spends his own money these days. But Peffifer... Yeah that dudes multis have rocket launchers by now. Too bad the Admins protect him instead of giving him the ban he deserves.