eUK Action News - Day 2637

Day 2,637, 11:17 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Department for Education


I am revising how often this article is published for two reasons, One, I cannot publish by 7pm on a Monday, and secondly, I overestimated the amount of articles published in a second day.
I will base how often these articles come based on how many articles are published in a day, how many laws are passed, my own freetime, and if I get ahold of much international news.

Hello all. I am this month's Deputy Minister for Education, Aaron Mark Daniels. The lovely Rathena has made it my duty to keep you all informed of the eUK news and media. So lets get to it!

No laws today.



First is an announcement from the incredibly manly lads of the MoD. It involved where we should be fighting, who is a banana, and who isn't!



Orders for the day!



First up we have the next installment of the Adventures of Sir Jimmy Saville. How will our hero fair in these troubling times?


Part 5 of the interactive story in which the events are chosen by the audience.



Next up, CheetahCurtis reveals the highly anticipated secret he has been hiding from us!



CheeatahCurtis unveils a government conspiracy, apparently the people in high positions of power have been hiding a secret from us! Redacted



Ahoy mateys, Cap'n Frixios2000 be holding a little wager, name his ship, and receive ye prize receive Emil's booty. Argh... etc.


Your dMoEd in his free time

I christen this vessel, Spirit of Serfartsalot

Name the mighty vessel here!



Old Timer JamesW announced his opinions of this term so far, and announces the certain members of the eUK who he believes we should silence.



The witty JamesW article here.



That's all for today folks! Stay tuned for the next edition of eUK Action News!

Remember, when reading the news, always check the comments section. Source of guaranteed entertainment!
From eUK dMoEd,
Aaron Mark Daniels