The Adventures of Sir Jimmy Savile

Day 2,636, 14:35 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Jimmy Savile


So in the last chapter you saved a jester and he took you to his camp, which was a travelling circus. What's the worst that can happen while you are there?

Also many thanks to WookiO for doing a proof check and correcting spelling mistakes and other things he may have changed without me noticing!

A - 1
B - 0
C - 5

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Chapter 5 - What Happens At A Circus?

After standing in the same spot for half an hour, you decide to go and check around the camp. You see everything you thought was impossible. An elephant was rolling around on an over sized beach ball. A man with a giant long sword that was on fire, slowly lowered the sword into his mouth. He continued to do so until it ripped through his trousers, but at that point the man stopped and fell to the floor with blood gushing from both ends. You assumed this was part of the act so left and continued your wandering.

You finally come across a large archery tent. You can't help but go inside and look. What you found was truly amazing! There were men running around with apples tied to their heads and bowmen on horses trying to shoot the apples. You witness some of the apples getting hit plus other arrows that didn't fly quite high enough resulting in a bit of a bloody mess. You decided it was high time to leave when a man came over and tried to put an apple on your head.

After wandering for yet another hour you come across a luxurious looking tent. You look inside and see something that has scarred you for life. The main act of The Travelling Circus...

...It was Gail doing his eunuch dance with five other men! The dance involved them moving slowly and sexily, whilst spending most of the time touching the area where their sensitive parts used to be. Feeling very disturbed you go back to Mick and the others.

When you get back you see that Curtis is already drunk beyond reason. Mick waves you over and before he can say anything you take the cup of ale from his hands and down it. He laughs at you and pats you on the head before buying you another. After a couple of rounds between you and Mick you start to feel light headed and stumble around a bit. After five minutes of you trying to figure out which foot is left and what the other one was, Kirfect comes running in screaming!

Once all the noise in the tent stopped you could hear screaming coming from outside the tent too. Kirfect was holding on to Mick while screaming that bandits were attacking. Mick suddenly sobers up and puts Kirfect to one side, telling her to stay in the tent. He then gives you your bow and tells you to follow him.

What do you do?

A - Hold Kirfect and start crying
B - Follow Mick into battle!

The next article will be out pretty soon 'cause I've missed a week!