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Ahoyyyy. Pirates. Competitions...

Day 2,637, 05:04 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Frixios of the Clyde

Ahoy Thar Me Hearties!

Yes! incase you landlubbers didn't know, I'm a pirate. A ski pirate. So last week i had a period of inactivity due to going on a mission with my crew in France, specifically Alpe d'Huez. Anyhow, in France i mugged a few of them. Our captain pretended to be hitler....

:/

So know France are sending cats at me.

So I'm asking yo for help. In the form of a competition. With no prizes cos i'm poor. I want you to give a name to my snow ship and a design for such ship.

Also if any scrubs wanna join my crew tell me and send me all your money. Or I'll fight you. With my fingers. Peacefully.

Thanks you

First Mate Frix

Comments

Gali. Day 2,637, 06:21

Our father, who art in Heaven.
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.

Septuagenarian Day 2,637, 08:24

As a true Pastafarian (look it up) believer I find it extremely offensive that a someone should take a central part of my religion (Pirates) and mock it.

Frixios of the Clyde Day 2,637, 10:36

I'll have you know i am a devout Pastafarian. Praise the almighty flying spaghetti monster

HebronGazelle Day 2,638, 10:31

Arrrrrrrgh!

certacito Day 2,638, 11:58

Parlay!

Conner UK Day 2,639, 02:52

Oh great, its another pirate post. Better do as you say!!!

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