Embrace the Insanity
George Armstrong Custer
It's not going away, you might as well have fun with it.
Dateline: Tuesday September 27, 2011 (Day 1,407)
Location: Deep Left Field
Reporter: George Armstrong "Crazy Old Man" Custer
Following is strictly my own expression, it is not in any way an official JCS/USMilitary commentary.
While more responsible and stable minded JCS and USMilitary officers call for cooperation and reason in the face on relentless public attacks by key leaders in our Government and Official Military, I've decided to respond to the ever-argumentative haters with lowball humor well befitting the level of maturity surrounding this worn out non-issue.
This is the sound of drips that just won't stop.
New players don't know the difference, but the New Citizen Welcome Message looks like this to regular eRep players gaining U.S. citizenship.
Americans are increasingly confident in our national leadership and the course we are on.
Completely ignoring that the USMilitary's Training Corps has produced thousands of U.S. fighters, the USAF Boot Camp is touted as the only place for new soldiers to learn military structure and decorum.
Any line of crap repeated loud enough and often enough becomes the truth!
Never fear-- Super Pfeiffer will save America from the evils of unity and cooperation!
Don't develop an independent thought or opinion, it might hurt your finger.
Project the best image of yourself and America-- the eWorld is watching and laughing themselves silly!
Oh, and finally, a word about a certain recent high profile permaban:
... ... ...
While we mourn the demise of the greatest forty-'leven star General in eRep history...
we may be assured he will be reborn as charismatic and well-loved as ever.
Announcements:
Shout of the Day:
GLIT! GLORT! BLEEBLE! DURP!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/embrace-the-insanity-1871486/1/20
Embrace the Insanity
ReShout it!
If you want to join the any branch of the USMilitary, the Training Corps is the place to start.
Got What It Takes?
4000 Strength or a barehanded hit of 958.
For further information check the public USMC IRC Channel #ooh-rah.
Do you have what it takes to be a Marine?
4000 strength, rank of General, 940 minimum influence per fight with no weapon
Lieutenant George Armstrong "Crazy Old Man" Custer
eUSMarine Corps Media Officer
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Semper Fi, America!
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Comments
I've decided to respond to the ever-argumentative haters with lowball humor well befitting the level of maturity surrounding this worn out non-issue.
Awesome and cool as always ! I I looking forward for next issue of Your newspapers !
Inb4somethingaboutpfeiffer
voted good read as always
Voted!
"While we mourn the demise of the greatest forty-'leven star General in eRep history...
we may be assured he will be reborn as charismatic and well-loved as ever."
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Who got banned?
Also, Voted and Shouted!
Yet another good article from the Crazy Old Man!
4000 Strength or a barehanded hit of --- 958 --- .
For further information check the public USMC IRC Channel #ooh-rah.
Do you have what it takes to be a Marine?
4000 strength, rank of General, --- 940 --- minimum influence per fight with no weapon
Which one?
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SVV! Are you living under a rock?! PtH ofc!
I'd like to think that a part of all of us was banned that day.
"Never fear-- Super Pfeiffer will save America from the evils of unity and cooperation!"
I'm confused.
This entire situation arose because the JCSF fought contrary to the interests of the nation, and took the orders of another country's CP instead of ours. Why exactly is it Pfeiffer's fault that unity and cooperation are gone?
Awesome article Custer! Voted!
@Civil Anarchy:
Because Pfeiffer is the one who wants to be the puppet master. Go ahead and tell me that I'm wrong... that's why he threatened the president in order to get his way.
And you want cooperation? The JCS Chairman and the Vice Chairman are in the NSC channel as requested... or at least he was until he was banned. Yep, you guys sure are wanting to cooperate.
Since when is helping a good ally against the interests of the nation? Especially since the Spain battle in question was under control... Looks to me like you guys are just causing trouble to make our lives miserable, as usual.
trolol. 🙂
See you are confused players.... like me fight. (by the way when I fight I rarely see USAF.... what they busy sniping BHs?
There is no nation there are people who have nothing better to do that play a game.... but it has nothing to do with a nation.
Finally believe what you will.
rah rah shish boom bah, and god and the bible
etc, etc, etc
I also forgot to add onto my comment was that: Has anyone also notest that with pta Conservative party has dissapeard and some of his followers got banned and some let the other erepulickain thing party. odd......
Anyways @ Civil Anarchy, Pfeiffer's fault was that was a puppet where is this proof? funny how hes now the admin for the eUS forums. its no longer safe now hes can see all the fun stuff happening. look back into the COngress archives. hes very active in that. One of the problems is that IRC its hard to screen capture the comments hes made inthe last week or so, pretty sure those who back pfiffer up are is little minons.
Mad magazine ftw.
Wow do those graphics bring back memories. Mr. Fonebone I believe.
dumb generic comment insulting the USAF or JCS military
shut up and let JCSF do whatever they want
Lol. Probably because we're fighting where the President asked us to, Tech. Big difference there. Probably the reason why I never see you guys in official battles either, amirite? Too busy laying down big damage on walls over 60%, amirite?
*eyeroll* Do your thing, let us do ours.
"Because Pfeiffer is the one who wants to be the puppet master. Go ahead and tell me that I'm wrong... that's why he threatened the president in order to get his way."
Citation please. Rumors are by no means a viable casus belli to begin throwing around accusations that would implicate the entire government of being under the thumb of a certain individual, so if you actually have proof to back up your statement, I would very much like to hear it.
"And you want cooperation? The JCS Chairman and the Vice Chairman are in the NSC channel as requested... or at least he was until he was banned. Yep, you guys sure are wanting to cooperate."
I'm not in the NSC channel, so forgive my ignorance, but were the two individuals banned prior to the Australian incident, or afterwards? If after, then it was the JCSF who severed the relations, not the USAF.
"Since when is helping a good ally against the interests of the nation? Especially since the Spain battle in question was under control... Looks to me like you guys are just causing trouble to make our lives miserable, as usual."
From the words of the former Australian country president, any campaign in Australia requires a full commitment to liberation and protecting that liberation. You know as well as I the history of that region, and the fact that Indonesia will perpetually fight against Australia. Freeing their regions rarely results in lasting independence, for you must weaken Indonesia and their allies to ensure lasting stability in that region. The Spanish campaign does exactly that. It's extremely easy to say a battle was under control after it's been won, but there have been many circumstances where a battle that seems to be won may come out to be the exact opposite. Strategically, ensuring Australian stability comes before freeing their regions.
lol @ fear of Pfeiffer.
There is a reason - game mechanics-wise - why only one person presses the attack button. Everyone should rally behind that person, imo.
But JCS is a militia, so they can do what they want, right?
Two sides to a worn-out story.
I don't suffer from insanity...... I enjoy every second of it 😃
Well Jude, that's pretty much what is happening.
the PotUS is pretty much saying, if you don't want to play ball with us, we are banning you from our stuff and you can play by yourself.
apparently we (eUS military branches) are "doing it wrong" by fighting in more than one battle per day... what? winning as many battles for the eUS and her allies as possible is CLEARLY the wrong thing to be doing!
resume trollfest.
wow that is what I was thinking rick
Glort?
Screw all of this http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/1-2-3-plan-the-solution-1871469/1/20
Rick, the irony of your statement is, no one was complaining about the choice to fight in Australia. The complaint is the choice to not even add Cantabria to the battle list.
So...you're statement is ACTUALLY proving our point. Ironic isn't it?
nice
See Armandez found his true place...... good
"by the way when I fight I rarely see USAF" ~ Technician
@Technician
Maybe if you fought where Terra and EDEN are fighting you might see us...
My opinion is always right, yours is always wrong.
QED.
o7
@Civil Anarchy: Lasting stability in erep? Humor in comments is always welcome in the humor articles.
Armandez.... sigh...
You see I work but I am online every night from 8PM to 11PM, not that I think we have anything to say.
..... hope you like those government handouts, me I do not need to sell my soul.
with due respect to Libby, i love you, man!!! funny and witty article
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb-3seZSQ_Q
"The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
Sorry about that."
here's that tune for Americans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBWf54RvsI
@Technician
I lol at you ignoring my comment and trying to troll me. You make me sad I even voted for you to be PotUS and supported you.
@Armandez
I did not ignore your comment, just do not agree with it.
I think it was a mistake that I every got into politics but thanks any way; I am kind of out of it for good. Where ever AMP calls their forum I have not joined.
My feelings of the game have gone down hill in general, close to giving up ...... I am not have fun anymore so what is the point? Part of the reason I do not have fun is the name calling. Maybe before I give up altogether I will try a different eCountry.
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Voted MI 😃
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