Corruption Reaches the Executive Branch
TomT
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As many of you know, I have revealed a plot by congress to overthrow our country. Planet of the apes leader Colin Lantrip,working with Canada and the USApeForce, has attempted to overthrow democracy and replace it with a Canadian Monkey New World Order. I am here to help, and stop it America.
As many of you know, our USApeForce is corrupt (refer to previous article), in fact, we should all know this. So how could the POTUS support them? I'll tell you how, recent undercover operatives have revealed something sinister, below is the photo taken from one of the food factories supplying our military.
You heard it here first America, in conjunction with the conspirators and the USApeForce, our POTUS is diverting food stuffs to his own private stockpile while filling our fighting troops with tainted banana meal.
What is the big deal? Bananas are good for you right? Hahaha take a look at this photos from the Spanish Front.
That banana meal is genetically altering our troops and our POTUS does nothing!
Is this not proof enough America? lets take a look at a recent interview with the POTUS.
Here are snippits of the transcript.
3. How do you feel Congress has done since you became President?
I hate to say it but I don't know.
HA! You don't know Mr. President? America isnt dumb sir.
4. Are you confident in the ability of the nation to maintain it's military gains?
No. The USA is the spindle upon which the rest of the cogs and wheels in the ET machine spin. If a single cog or wheel is interrupted, the machine could break down. I urge every eUSA citizen to use every single ET contact they have to ensure we are 100% on the same page every minute of every day in regards to battle priorities and short and long-term plans. If we do this, we have a chance.
Lets take a closer look at this one... Notice how he uses the word ET twice... coincidence or message? An acronym for what Mr. President? You can say whatever you want! Educated citizens KNOW WHAT ET STANDS FOR MR. PRESIDENT! ET = Extra Terrestrial! You would love it if we all contacted your ET monkeys for assistance wouldn't you Mr. President?!?!?! Lets inform them of our activities so we are "100% on the same page"
5. What do you think we could do differently in order to increase our damage in battles?
Baby-Boom.
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This is where my agents were able to hack the POTUS's personal computer, this was the decrypted message
B.ring
A.pes
B.ack
Y.antrip (Yantrip as far as we can tell is how the apes pronounce Lantrip)
B.ecause
O.ur
O.rmy (again our POTUS using code for "army"
M.ust die
You heard it here first eAmerica, our government is in trouble. Sub and shout if you care!
Comments
LOL
Always good.
Pfft, conspiracy nuts c_c
http://i.imgur.com/JfCVI.jpg
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I support my simian brothers.
wapu
The Wayward Monkey
this man is the beacon of truth, america!
This is seriously the best paper since Cooking with Flare.
o7 Lantrip!
this is excellent journalism for sure. Great work breaking their code!
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Gimme some o' them nanners!
If they can get me doing half of Yantrips damage I'd shit myself silly!
Huh?
No comment..
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
Damn dirty apes!
NO comment...
boobs missed
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lol ur wierd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcB-JTAZQow
Awesome O as always.
Y.antrip (Yantrip as far as we can tell is how the apes pronounce Lantrip)
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i will love to be an ape..."
Yantrip!
This conspiracy is far-reaching. Clearly the Ape Force believes we're chimps...i mean chumps.
Fearless journalism. Great to see.
you make me laught voted
excellent
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Funny... but! You're in the AED and you're against corruption and the endangerment of the citizens...
Its scary to think of he far reaching ape-issues you may have uncovered here. Keep moving and be on the lookout for helicopter noises... they are looking for you I'm sure!
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/dc43/Chimp.gif
as reported one month ago in the Halls of Montezuma:
"Monkees is the craziest people!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOI-SDYGviM
*facepalm
I love me some Great APE, and A2 is hawt!
For shame.