Stand up America! Look at the corruption!
TomT
Lets take a look at what YOUR U.S. Government is doing behind YOUR BACK!
We are going to look at and analyze some of the most recent law proposals and actions of a so called congress that claims to represent you.
Buy Constructions: Hospital
Proposed by Cerb, yesterday
Do you agree that USA should buy a Hospital of quality 5 from Colin Lantrip company at the price of 99008.91 USD for Delaware?
This law was accepted by a vote of 44 to 4. Lets take a look at the numbers, 44 + 4 + 48. There are more than 48 congressmen, where were they? were they silenced? could they have made a difference? And who is this Colin Lantrip? Research indicates that he is a well armed gorilla with an above average intelligence. This "Cerb" who proposed this law? Cerb=Serb? Our enemies are now proposing that we buy hospitals from Gorillas?!?!?!
This is a psychotic congress! They are just handing our country over to the apes! Mark Wahlberg will have absolutely no chance. They have already started taking our women!
Next, Peace Proposal
Proposed by Treian, yesterday
The President of Canada demanded a sum of 0 gold from your National Treasury in return to a peace treaty with USA.
Do you agree? 28 voted yes, with 0 for no
Who is this president of Canada who demands anything from us?!?!?! This is Umerica gersh darnit, and you will demand nothing from us! As you can see once again our weak ass congress bowed to the demands of our so called "neighbors to the north". If Congress would stop taking it in the mouth and give it once in a while, perhaps we could call them our neighbors from where the sun doesn't shine. Sure, they may claim that they wanted no gold, but they still DEMANDED it, and sure enough, 28 weak ass members opened their mouths.
These are just 2 recent incidents that reveal how inept our congress is Umerica! Stand up! Shout! Let them know we will no longer take this crap! We are Umerica! and no one will taker errr jeeoobs!
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lol
Truth. V
you cant trust the system
lol... please be a joke....
I really hope this is a joke... Granted I'm also not stateside anymore so I can't claim to be worried if this is serious lol...
good joke 🙂
you earned a sub for this.
keep up with these!
This made my half hour!
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Lol
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That's hilarious! This game definitely needs a National Enquirer / Paranoia run amock genre for the entertainment!
As a member of Congress, I can say that these issues are normal national procedure, and although much of it is kept classified for national security matters, it's all in the best interests of the American people.
Obviously Portcolumbus is a part of the canadian/planet of the apes conspiracy!
I am a part of no conspiracy, and I answer only to the American people.
I agree with Tom!
Is the author of this article mentally handicapped?
You agree with him that I'm part of a government conspiracy?
Yes port. You are part of the canadian/planet of the apes conspiracy!
I'm hoping this is some terrible joke, because my sense of humor is off for the day and instead has been replaced by my headache and tiredness in RL. There is no conspiracy, and never has been.
if you can't see that this article is a joke then your humor is definitely not up to par 🙂
lol
if you can't see that this article is a joke then your humor is definitely not up to par
+1
i lol'd v+s
voted for the lulz
My sense of humor has been lost after I had a rough day in RL. Most days I could see this and get a hell of a laugh.
There is a conspiracy. There are signs of it everywhere.
Why do you think I'm an American citizen while my name is CanadianShield?
It's funny cause portcolumbus thinks hes an IRL congressman
This guy better watch out, the CIA will take him out.
LOL I like Star Trek, but never wore the Spock ears... if you catch my drift.
PtH took this completely seriously. I am flabbergasted.
Thank you Tom I have opened my eyes now!
Sneaky sneaky Canadian monkeys > : (
I am exactly as you say.
Hmmm... Interesting/informative!
It's time we took this game more seriously and stand up and STOP these unAmerican activities. (Maybe PtH has some solutions?)
Note that Gnilraps(above me) even ADMITS it!