BREAKING: Swedepigs and Amurrikans expected to agree to MPP

Day 2,029, 15:11 • Published in USA USA • by Emerick

In a move not expected since Americans as a whole accepted Dio Brando as their personal lord and savior, displacing Our Lord and Master, Satan as their national diety, H-Sweden is expected to sign a Mutual Protection Pact with the Holy Land of Amurrica. Amerikan Secretary of State, Emerick, after hours of intense negotiations with some Swede named Wolf Heinrich von Helldorf these days, brought the following proposal to Capitol Hill:



Nearly all of the fine senators from 3 of the top 5 parties immediately spat up their breakfasts, and congress called a recess until Evry or derpmont could be called in to clean the hallowed halls of senatorial vomit.

When the gentle senators returned from their hot showers, mosques, time in the lashing pits of K St, or other cleansing methods, a frank conversation began. Sir Vanek XXVI was the first to stand to make a statement. "I'm glad to see you have gotten major concessions out of them. The money is one thing, but the admission that sand is greater then snow is groundbreaking. Congratulations," he said to our noble secretary. But before Comrade Emerick could get cocky, Dio Publius was quick to put him in his place: "I was reluctant until I saw that he has been ~touched~ by Dio Brando here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/glorious-pakistan--823179/1/20

PS. There is a country missing from this list: http://www.erepublik.com/en/country/military/Pakistan 🙁"

Dio Publius fell to the floor weeping, and Emerick, for his part, fell to his knees as well. Not to lament his own failures, but to whip himself heartily and scream Dio's praise. He chose to recite an ancient Dioist poem:

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Satisfied like a glorious light, kind senators continued their discussion.

A young senator from USWP, Delyruin, son of the ancient Deleruin, stood up. He walked up to Emerick, smiled at him and shook his hand. "Yes," is all he said.

Dennis McVicker II, son of the late Dennis McVicker Jr, son of the great Dennis McVicker was next to make his thoughts heard. With a touch of concern in his voice, he said to Secretary Emerick, "One pig disgusting nation is bad, but given their recent enlightenment acceptable. But if you later propose the other pig disgusting nation later I will have to ask Congress to convene a firing squad for you." Emerick agreed and the conversation continued.

Secretary of Homeland Security(a very prestigeous title in Americuh)kody5 had this to say:



True story, little Dioist.

Considering the weight of the statement, Congress elected to take another recess for reflection and self-mutilation.

It was during this recess that two different pieces of evidence were found, by two different people.

Both disturbing.

Both disgusting.

Both are here for you, gentle people of the world, to view and judge and pray to Dio for guidence in making a judgement call.

I present to you, first, the better news.

Gentle Secretary Emerick uncovered an ancient scroll detailing scientific results of scientific testing on the Swedish genome.
WARNING: Not for the faint of morals

With that information securely in American hands, the world will know the true nature of this creature: the HS, for short.

In the same scroll was a report recording Swedish terrorists blowing up an American enbassy. Shocking.

However, even more shockingly, a photo was released of that Dirty Secretary Emerick taking bribes from HS neppons:



This brings up several questions:
1. Most obvious question: is this the real Emerick? The old Emerick would never take a bribe, so you would think that he probably sold his account to some one who really wants to infiltrate US government, right?

2. Oh, you know, he's probably just holding it until he can transfer it to the CBO, right?

3. WHAT IF HE'S NOT!?

4. In that case, we should probably kill him.






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