ANTI-SWEDE LAW/ NEW INFO ON HOMO-SWEDES MONKEY

Day 150, 08:26 • Published in Sweden Sweden • by Grev Per

CHRISTIANSBORG, DENMARK

Congress yesterday passed the Anti-Swede bill preventing corrupt presidents from wrongfully abusing their access to the Danish treasury, and preventing any chance of invaders getting our lucky charms. The law was passed with no protest by all Weberian Bureaucratic Party members of congress. This is in stark contrast to the incompetence of other parties who deem it unnecessary to participate in any form of electoral government. The President issued a statement urging all other parties to purge their corrupt and inactive apparatchiks.

The President also announced that this law was passed in the nick of time, seeing as the cowardly Norwegian mountain-fairies have just invaded Finland, aka WINland. Denmark hopes that this winter war will go as succesfully as the last. The President also stated "OH YEAH FINLAND! FUCKING EAT IT! WE OFFERED YOU A MUTUAL PROTECTION PACT A MONTH AGO! YOU SUUUUUCK YOU LOSE!" He then proceeded to give Finland two middle fingers while putting out a cigarette on their flag.

This just in! Danes have decoded the Swedish Genome, once and for all proving that they are not actually human, but a lesser form of Great Ape. Upon hearing this the Danish President said "Great, now they aren't entitled to human rights." It was quite controversial in the scientific community when the Danish Ministry of True Science announced this discovery, naming the species after it's geographical location, Homo-Swedes.