Swedish Terrorists Blow Up American Embassy

Day 147, 17:52 • Published in Sweden Sweden • by Grev Per

COPENHAGEN, DENMARK

There was once a linden-tree covered boulevard that rolled peacefully down the street from Østerport station. On this boulevard was a row of embassies, and one embassy in particular was a blue embassy designed in a functionalistic manner behind a high concrete wall topped with barbed wire.

In a shocking display of barbarism the embassy has been destroyed when a plane flew into it. Not much information is known as of now. Leading political analysts believe that the plane was commandeered by Swedish terrorists and that this was a politically motivated act to end the occupation of Canada by American liberation forces.

The other competing theory was that it was a Swede in a pilot costume who was somehow mistaken for a pilot. Being completely unable to read said Swedish pilot attempted to land the plane at what he thought was Stockholm airport. Another theory is that he might have confused his ipod tv-display with the cockpit window and attempted to land when he saw an image from the TV show Malcolm in the Middle which included a sign saying "Town of Sweden."

We'll have more news later.