2-Clicker 2-Minute Morning Coffee Summary - 18 August, Tuesday
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by Zheng He
Our enemy, PEACE, is having serious problems.
The Italians recently attempted to impeach the Supreme Commander of PEACE
It also appears that the President of Russia has robbed the state treasury of all their gold.
Perhaps this is why Russia is the only major PEACE nation that refused to sign
the peace treaty with the eUSA? Nobody seems to know why Russia refused to sign; certainly the other PEACE nations thought Russia was on board.
In the war again Russia:
Russia conquered Vermmont.
Russia attacked Connecticut. Clearly Russia intends to take all of New England. Will Russia attempt to take NJ and FL? And if they do, will warriors in other PEACE countries fight?
Resistance wars were also started in Idaho, South Dakota, Kansas and Pennsylvania, but Russia secured all of them.
Among our allies, Spain continues to be pummeled by PEACE forces.
France (and allies) conquered the Balearic Islands, leaving only a few regions left. The DoD sends us there to fight. Sadly, that seems to be the kiss of death ... since the war began, we have lost every battle the DoD has sent me to fight in ....
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Nicely done, I would love to see your paper front and center for the two clickers... Same for me on the DoD orders--haven't won a single battle ive been sent to....
Russian gold was returned to the treasury.
"Perhaps this is why Russia is the only major PEACE nation that refused to sign the peace treaty with the eUSA? "
To my knowledge gold is not the major issue here. More serious one is that (unlike Hungary and Indonesia) Russia will not get a state on eUSA soil. As you know Hungary and Indonesia are going to keep Alaska and California
From what I'm reading (mostly in UncleDeD's newspaper), not keeping a territory isn't that big a deal: They've got the resources anyway and need/want the gold.
The more territories they have when the deal is signed, the more money they get. Vermont was worth another 200g so CN and the others should also be extra payout for them. If you look at the battle orders, the RWs were a big concern, and that's why: each one represented substantial coin for Russia. They also seem to believe that most of the damage is being done by allies and that they won't be able to keep it up without them. There is no divide and conquer with Russia; if the others sign, Russia will to.
This suggests to me (1) that Russia wants to fight down to the last two in order to extract maximum gold from the US, while winning the properties at their allies' expense, and (2) there is probably consent from the other powers, perhaps because continued attacks on the US keep us away from the French attacks on Spain.
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Romanians are saying they know they'll lose but that they are a poison pill for Hungary: too big to swallow without falling apart. Elsewhere, I'm reading that Hungaria wants to level Croatia next so Romania will just have to wait their turn.
yeah, russians are greedy jerks. Lets kill em all lol!
@Snow Cat:
Don't you mean Alabama, not Alaska? Check the treaty 🙂
I'm sure this will get corrected if/when the treaty goes into effect, but still, you'd think SOMEBODY from PEACE would take the time to familiarize themselves with US postal abbreviations.
nice paper, voted/subscribed
I still think that there's a good chance that they never planned on signing the treaty. Either way, good article.