[NNA] The Eighteenth of July : Top of the News.

Day 2,797, 03:25 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by National Newspaper Association



'Morning all.

Elections. Rejections. Reverse Erections.

Pretty much sums up the week that was.

This week we're having a slight change to the format and going all faux retro 1970s chart countdown stylee*.

So don your gold chains, put on your flares and keep away from that disc jockey.











TEN



In at ten, there's sexy nurses all around with this old favourite. It's our current Queen with a plea for all players to help the NHS.

NINE



The King is still in the building and he'll love you tender if you join his Island. If after said tender loving you find yourself a hunk of burning love cream is available from all good chemists.
EIGHT



Harry stands by his man by working 9 to 5 on telling the whole world how bad Appleby is. His pros are written in London Grammar.
SEVEN



Colin the elephant packed his trunk and went to speak to Appleby about the panic on the streets of London caused by his Argentinian dalliance.
SIX



At six - you can't always get what you want but you can point it out to the masses. Rory explains the logistics of democracy.
FIVE




Five'll make you get up but P. Nomad will make you sit down and read this interview with the NWA NWG. Word.
FOUR



He's blue da ba dee da ba die but they're very hairy. Using the medium of rap Max interviews Wookie and Sambo.
THREE



The communists are coming! The communists are coming! It don't matter if you're Right or Left - it's an interesting read and a controversial entry at number three!
TWO



Insane in the membrane but sane in the hood (UKPP) we're running out of puns and song lyrics. It's Neil with his take on winning the UKPP PP elections.







In at one it's a double chart success this week for Colin the Chip Thief. His analysis was the most interesting thing we did see all week.

He gets all the money - which is around 400gbp because Max Blue kindly donated his prize from last week back to us. Rock on Max.




This week we have been snubbed! Prince Dapper Harry has not responded to our questions. We have therefore been forced to scrape several barrels and interview current TUP PP Karacticus.





NNA : Why are we interviewing you when there are an infinite number of far more interesting people to talk to in the eWorld?


K : As we are one in the same I would imagine this was the easiest thing to do rather than asking someone else. As you are no doubt aware we're not adverse to cutting corners.

NNA : Why do you play Erepublik?

K : You already know why I play Erep so why are you asking?

NNA : Well in order to move the narritive along we need to appear to be two separate entities holding a normal Q & A session.

K : Isn't that a little self indulgent? There's nothing worse than someone asking themselves questions and then expecting people to care.

NNA : Fine! In which case forget it! This interview is over! Could you at least suggest someone we can talk to next week?

K : Seeing as you're a construct of my imagination can't you just drop the pretence and choose for us?

NNA : For the love of...Fine I'll choose Appleby. Can't be any worse than this farce!


If you want us to consider an article you've seen or written drop us a line. If you don't suggest it and we don't include it then you forfeit the right to complain.


Bye for now,

The NNA




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*This chart is in no way a reflection of quality. It is merely a concept of a warped mind.