[MC]South West of England|Good things come in sets of three

Day 1,250, 01:43 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Michael Crookes


Hello eWorld!

Today I am writing to you to once again declare my intent to run for congress in the fine region of the South West of England under the united kingdom reform party (UKRP). Over the last 2 months I have been fortunate enough to be elected to congress in this party and I would love to make it three in a row.

Rather than prepare a long list of promises and qualifications for this job, I have instead summarised my views on several issues into succinct quotes which I will share with you now:



Education:
"Rarely is the questioned aske😛 Is our children learning?"

Terra vs ONE:
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."



Political ideology:
“If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."

Those who doubt me:
“They misunderestimated me.”

On a more serious note;
I promise to be active and involved in the debates in the house of commons.
I promise to represent the South West of England and the eUK as best I can.
I promise to try to help new and old members alike as much as I can.
I promise to continue fighting with all I have for the UK and her allies.

I can promise no more and it would be stupid and unrealistic for me to do so. If you live in the South West (or would be willing to move there) I would very much appreciate your vote if you would be so kind as to vote for me.

p.s. 100 subs 😁

EDIT: for those of you who didn't get it, the above quotes are all from George Bush

Stay safe and play hard!

(Michael Crookes)