~Hungarian Take-Over Enters Second Phase~

Day 465, 09:39 Published in Austria Germany by Chicco

Dear fellow citizens,

Desperate that a union with Germany would derail their plan to steal Lower Austria, this morning Silent Bob and his minions submitted a bid to oust me from the Presidency in a last-ditch attempt to salvage their evil scheme.

To increase their chances of success they embedded this proposal in a whole string of seemingly innocuous proposals, hoping that this would confuse Austrian congressmen.

I urge all Austrian Congressmen to vote NO on the Presidential impeachment. Thank you for your support!

Rest assured, however, that regardless of the outcome of this vote, measures have been taken to ensure that Austria is liberated from Silent Bob's oppression. His feeble attempts to steal our beloved land from under our very eyes are doomed to failure.

Update: I have signed emergency legislation to block the take-over attempt (see http://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=dfd4rz2p11c5rzkvd6&hl=en for the German version). In short order Germany will issue a 'friendly' Declaration of War and rid us of this scourge. My fellow citizens, the days when Austria was at the mercy of foreign powers are over. You are witnessing the birth of a great and free nation, a powerful new force for freedom and justice in the eWorld. I just downed a Red Bull to celebrate this moment in eHistory.

Update 2: Impeachment failed! Austrian Congressmen: thank you for your vote of confidence!

As always: Rot Weiss Rot bis in den Tod!

~Chicco
President of Austria~