[CWR] Issue #2 - This world is on fire!

Day 2,001, 17:35 • Published in Australia Australia • by MrCooke

Welcome to another melodramatic article for my personal yet public rants!
If at anytime you get bored during the article, be sure you hang yourself for treason.

I've actually got a story for you all today, a very fun and enticing tale for young and old!

Once upon a time, there was a man named MickGatto, he actually is still alive today! Now, MickGatto had a friend named Lancer450 who was made entirely of chocolate pudding.

One day, MickGatto skipped breakfast and met Lancer450 in the park. He took his finger and started poking Lancer450, though his finger went straight through the pudding-man.

MickGatto then had a brilliant idea! He took Lancer450 and locked him in a freezer. The next day, MickGatto went and unlocked the freezer to find...




THE END


What a great way to start off my rants with nothing other than the most interesting story I've ever told!



Now, onto my rants of the week.
Let's start with one of the major issues in eAustralia right now.

IRC Inactivity

The fricken thing is a ghost town.
Don't get me wrong, sometimes there are people talking, quite a bit.
Though majority of the time, we have people sitting there who NEVER say a damn word.

It's like driving into a McDonalds drive-thru and not moving, talking or ordering.



So how about we all start learning to type and actually get more active in the IRC channel rather than sit there and act like pedo's spying on little girls.

Game of Thrones

Warning: Spoilers may be included, so divert your eyes of you're;

a) Fat and horny
b) Diabetic
c) Fan of Game of Thrones
d) lancer450


Alright so, I actually love GoT, nothing to rant about, minus 1 small problem.

WHY ARE THERE NO MAIN BLACK CHARACTERS?!

I've seen black people killed and black people tortured, yet never becoming a main character. They'd rather have a midget as a main character, than a black person.

I mean, if they introduced a medieval Mr.T character, now that'd be the go right there!



Seriously though, food for thought.


To leave it off, here's a fun little Lancer450 dance for you 🙂



CIAO!

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