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The African Telegraph - the place to view the rantings and ramblings of a crazy squirrel with a thirst for power.

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[SAGP] Congress Elections

7 • 6 days ago • South Africa • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Fellow SAGP’ers,

It seems like it was just yesterday that we elected a new CP. And now the congress elections are … read more »

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[SAGP] PP Wilpanzer & Getting Connected to IRC & the Forums

20 • 6 days ago • South Africa • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Hello my fellow SAGP’ers and fellow eSaffers,

I am … read more »

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lancer450's Guide to Dating (For Guys and Rather Butchy Women)

25 • Day 1,993, 13:08 • South Africa • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

'Sup guys,

I know many of you out there struggle with dating, well except for Wayne. That guy is the biggest man wh0re I've ever met. Anyways, hell, it's difficult for most of … read more »

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The Squirrel Has Landed.

36 • Day 1,991, 18:13 • South Africa • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The Squirrel Has Landed.


I am INSIDE you eSouth Africa! Thank you to Cody for accepting and to everybody that … read more »

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You Are A Total Knockout

8 • Day 1,991, 15:12 • Australia • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

WARNING: Apparently many did not actually pay attention to the words I wrote. This is supposed to be more like a self-deprecating article. I'm the guy that can't get the girl, I'm the one being told off, I'm the one getting knocked out.… read more »