[CPF] An open letter to Dade from his Deputy PM (Day 950)

Day 950, 08:01 Published in Canada Canada by Addy Lawrence
Take the Deal!

I've been a lack-lustre Deputy PM for Dade, I'll be the first to admit it. Outside of some encouraging remarks I've done little on the positive front, and I've done plenty on the negative front stirring up scat with the CAF.

Well, now is the time to pitch in.

Dade, congress is a beast, and it likes to sit on its rear-end. It doesn't like to change and it doesn't like people looking at its sacred cows. This country will never improve until they change.

JB has led a huge contingent of cage rattlers into congress, they won't cow-tow, they will cow-tip if necessary.

You are the Commander-in-Chief of this nation and you have the authority to enter into rent-a-region deals.

My advice: take the Manitoba deal. It is good for eCanada even if its at a lower price. Go for it! It's not to late, go to the table and negotiate on price. We aren't a military power, let's negotiate like the economic power that we can be.

Congress will not be unanimous in their support of this, they also won't be unanimous in their support against it. Go with your gut and put the L in COLA.

Renting a region isn't blasphemy, this is a game. In a way I kind of hope that Poland doesn't want to give it back so that it creates a legit war to get it back. Inject some fun in this game guys!!!

Your daddy in trolling unity,

Addy Lawrence



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