The Crying Noob

Contest - Guess the weight of my baby!

57 • Day 4,703 ,18:28 • 刊登在 USA • 社交娛樂

Mrs. Voots successfully delivered a healthy baby girl on Day 4,702. The labor was quick; she arrived to the local Q3 hospital just after day change and less than 3 hours later, I was the proud and horny father … 更多 »

CRAP!

212 • Day 4,501 ,18:26 • 刊登在 USA • 經濟焦點

Do you like free money?


CRAP - Currency Rebate for Americans Program

This program will deliver fresh currency to you, the American Citizen, everyday!
The amount will vary based on the budget, but as of March, $1,000,000 … 更多 »

AARP is now CRAP

77 • Day 4,408 ,16:55 • 刊登在 USA • 經濟焦點

Do you like free money?

Instead of getting fresh bread every day, the Department of Citizen Affairs has a new program:

CRAP - Currency Rebate for Americans Program

This program will deliver fresh currency to you, the American … 更多 »

AARP - American Air Rank Program

92 • Day 4,321 ,14:08 • 刊登在 USA • 新人指導及教育

AARP - Early Bird Special!
Do you want free food?

How does a a whopping 4,000 energy per day sound?
We're talking 2,000 loafs of bread here!
Sign up for the AARP - Early Bird Special.

This is America's biggest

I’M FOXY AND I KNOW IT

31 • Day 3,626 ,04:46 • 刊登在 USA • 戰略分析