The Crying Noob - newspaper of Herr Vootsman

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With some help from our friends...

66 • Day 5,986 ,20:12 • 刊登在 Serbia Serbia

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Народе Сербски,

👉For those of you who haven’t noticed, The purple V shaped country next to Serbia is now a different shade of purple.

👉Although It’s been like this for a couple of weeks, … 更多 »

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HWF Deploys Vowels to Bosnia

21 • Day 5,772 ,06:42 • 刊登在 Bosnia and Herzegovina

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戰略分析

Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny receiving first shipments of vowels.

Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Henry William … 更多 »

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Herr Vootsman goes to Chile

41 • Day 5,705 ,05:25 • 刊登在 Chile Chile

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社交娛樂

Herr Vootsman goes to Chile

Last month, I realized I needed a vacation, so after discussing with friends and family, I decide to visit Chile!

Sample … 更多 »

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Peace in the Middle East

58 • Day 5,692 ,05:15 • 刊登在 USA USA

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政論剖析

Peace in the Middle East

After months of negotiations, the two largest alliances - DWARF and Asteria – have come to a mutually beneficial understanding. I am pleased to announce these terms.
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War Update

58 • Day 5,679 ,09:57 • 刊登在 USA USA

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戰略分析

Background
China, due to her many regions available to host training wars, has been a main target in the conflict … 更多 »