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Le peuple cherche et le con court...

47 • Day 563 ,06:40 • 刊登在 France France

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Chers concitoyens,

En attendant un bilan de fin de mandat que je me ferai une joie de vous présenter d'ici demain (ou pas), je vous propose de vous dégourdir les neurones sur un concours.

Un concours non gouvernemental, j'entends. Rien à voir

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141

Dust and gold

24 • Day 494 ,10:16 • 刊登在 France France

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This article is fictional and its only goal is to be funny. Please don't feel offended if you don't agree with some comparisons or, worse, if you don't appear in this story. This doesn't mean i don't give a shit about you.
Maybe.

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149

So, you want to fight takeovers ?

27 • Day 471 ,01:39 • 刊登在 United Kingdom

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Hello, dear neighbours...

As you surely know, Spaniards have been trying to takeover our country for two months, and today is their heaviest attack. They have reached 48% in our congress, despite all our efforts, and now they are ready to win

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[SOS] Hungarian brothers, please help France !

16 • Day 471 ,01:25 • 刊登在 Hungary Hungary

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Dear Hungarian friends, France is under attack !

Spaniards have been trying to takeover our country for two months, and today is their heaviest attack. They have reached 48% in our congress, despite all PEACE GC efforts, and now they are ready to

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Is the war over ?

164 • Day 398 ,09:11 • 刊登在 France France

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Is the war over ? The question is in every mind. After having failed to invade France, Canada, UK and USA have been thrown to the sea, Spain keeps getting bashed by Italy and Sweden struggles to keep the captured land. The war won't be over until

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