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Follow along with the iconoclastic thoughts of What A Guy, the Man of the Year for this and every year

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1st Glorious Revolutionary Committee of the Sitzkrieg Situation

6 • Day 4,926 ,18:06 • 刊登在 USA USA • 政論剖析 政論剖析



Comrades,

Thank you for your endorsement of my third term as party chairman. Long live the SFP revolution!

Croatia brought war to our lands with the expectation of wiping us immediately. … 更多 »

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What A Guy: The War Diaries

8 • Day 4,914 ,18:51 • 刊登在 USA USA • 政論剖析 政論剖析

[This except from the forthcoming What A Guy memoir, I, WAG is reprinted here courtesy of the Charles H. Kerr Publishing Company.]

As I gingerly made my way to the gatehouse, work crews of rattled soldiers were carting off debris … 更多 »

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I Promised You a Poem

22 • Day 4,899 ,16:49 • 刊登在 USA USA • 政論剖析 政論剖析

On April 6, in the midst of a craven attempt by all eUSA parties to bribe the electorate with food and cash, on behalf of the SFP I made a different offer: to write a poem about anyone who volunteered.

Fourteen citizens (Thee Dude,

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1st Glorious Revolutionary Committee of the War of Resistance

14 • Day 4,896 ,11:16 • 刊登在 USA USA • 政論剖析 政論剖析



Comrades,

I am humbled by your unanimous support in my re-election as party chairman. Long live the SFP revolution!

As the bourgeois forces of Croatia and its subservient cronies continue … 更多 »

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Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail

20 • Day 4,883 ,21:37 • 刊登在 USA USA • 政論剖析 政論剖析



With 14% turnout, incumbent eUSA president Herr Vootsman has edged out complete apathy by 6 votes to 2 in the SFP presidential primary.

While we see other parties trumpeting his similar … 更多 »