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Follow along with the iconoclastic thoughts of What A Guy, the Man of the Year for this and every year

18

1st Glorious RC of the Sixth Age

13 • Day 5,119 ,12:05 • 刊登在 USA USA • 政論剖析 政論剖析



And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his … 更多 »

15

Paul McCartney Endorses Thee Dude with Musical Message

8 • Day 5,095 ,11:57 • 刊登在 USA USA • 政論剖析 政論剖析

Hang on, I've got what is almost certainly Paul McCartney on the line, and he has a special message for us all. Okay, Paul, I'm going to hold the phone up. Tell everyone what you told me!

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… 更多 »

23

1st Glorious RC of the Great Indoors

14 • Day 5,083 ,12:29 • 刊登在 USA USA • 政論剖析 政論剖析



Comrades,

I'm pleased to report that the Party has seen its membership grow slightly since last month, and we are now in our usual third place rather than hated fifth. Jockeying for position … 更多 »

20

Thank You for Attending this Mandatory Rally in My Honor

18 • Day 5,077 ,18:28 • 刊登在 USA USA • 政論剖析 政論剖析



Thank you, everyone, for attending this mandatory rally.

We stand here in the square surrounded by banners depicting our greatest Party leaders, comrades of renown like Mark Valshannar, Jude … 更多 »

24

Grand Coalition Forms Around Thee Dude

8 • Day 5,067 ,18:17 • 刊登在 USA USA • 政論剖析 政論剖析



Comrades,

Another presidential (CP) race is upon us. Our longtime leader, Herr Vootsman, will not be running for an 87,325th term. But have no fear, rumors of his retirement are premature. He is … 更多 »