My Thoughts After Returning to the eWorld

Day 4,592, 17:35 Published in USA Spain by Flashback1

I was trying to think about how to restart my newspaper after all these years away from the game. So here are a few of questions, comments, and thoughts from a player who has played maybe once or twice since 2013-14.

1. So, the Circle of Trust didn't really work out, did it?

2. Where is Deepchill and why do I feel so lost without them?

3. I could've sworn that the USWP used to be a lot bigger.

4. Did the Liberty Advancement Party actually exist or was it all a fever dream?

5. Has there ever been a time in the last six years that the U.S. has not been in the midst of a five-pronged invasion?

6. Serbia pls take a break.

7. This whole aircraft+perception thing is beyond confusing.

8. Is there a villain and/or very not mainstream person in U.S. politics? I believe Ronald Gipper Reagan was consistently being annoying back in 2013.

9. Did those new countries ever amount to anything? Cuba, Georgia, Armenia, and Nigeria were all about to be added the last time I played regularly.

10. Everyone is just as nice as the people 7 years ago, and I am beyond appreciative of how welcoming everyone has been.

Thanks for reading! My apologies if this sounds like a bad stand-up routine.