The Morning Report - newspaper of H. S. Dovewatch

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Austria and Germany, BFFL

4 • Day 475, 13:25 • Published in Austria Austria

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I am simply writing this article to show how happy I am that this union has been made.
I thought the discussions would go on forever. But I, for once, was wrong and it has FINALLY happened. Hurray!

I sit here remembering the shout I posted

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Moving Tickets

2 • Day 473, 00:26 • Published in Austria Austria

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Dear the remaining eAustrian people,

You may have been shocked by my sudden flight to eUK, but it is okay.
There I have begged for support and I now have three moving tickets that I can give away to eAustrians wanting to return to eGermany.
As

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Moving Tickets

5 • Day 472, 10:26 • Published in Germany Germany

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Dear Germany,

As you may know, in eAustria's last elections both our trusted and hard working former president Chicco and the international con man Silent Bob drew in the bid for presidency.
Unfortunately, said Silent Bob is a higher level than

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eAustria in dire need

1 • Day 472, 10:23 • Published in United Kingdom

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Dear Great Britain and Northern Ireland,

As you may know, in eAustria's last elections both our trusted and hard working former president Chicco and the international con man Silent Bob drew in the bid for presidency.
Unfortunately, said Silent

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German-Austrian Union: National Anthem/Slogan/Poem

4 • Day 470, 12:38 • Published in Germany Germany

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Hello! Robert here again.

I've been thinking about various things that happen during unions, and seeing as it's finally happening, I thought that perhaps we should consider giving ourselves a national anthem.
However, seeing as we are online