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About my newspaper

Tis ours, the dignity they give to grace
The first in valour, as the first in place;
That when with wondering eyes our martial bands
Behold our deeds transcending our commands,
Such, they may cry, deserve the sovereign state,
Whom those that envy dare not imitate!

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Oblige for We the People Party President

33 • Day 2,421, 14:26 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Good day We the People!

We're coming up on Party President election time, and this term I'm hoping you'll consider voting for me to be the next leader of … read more »

[WTP] We the People for Congress

19 • Day 2,407, 07:47 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Dear America:

I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 22, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking my usual copy-pasta … read more »

[WTP] Oblige for Congress

11 • Day 2,374, 13:53 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Dear America:

I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 21, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking my usual copy-pasta congressional article with some updated copy pasta.

First: behold! I have my own … read more »

[LAP] Mandatory Congressional Article

7 • Day 2,341, 12:46 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Dear America:

I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 21, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will continue using the same article as I have always.

First: behold! I have my own collectible trading card!
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Unhappy with the USAF Merger? Here are some options.

109 • Day 2,337, 14:44 • Published in USA USA

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Warfare analysis

Dear America,

It's been a few days now since the USAF merger started and many of my friends have contacted me to express their frustration and regret