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Tis ours, the dignity they give to grace
The first in valour, as the first in place;
That when with wondering eyes our martial bands
Behold our deeds transcending our commands,
Such, they may cry, deserve the sovereign state,
Whom those that envy dare not imitate!

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[Oblige4President] The Grand Plan

36 • Day 2,536, 23:55 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Dear America,

In my last article I promised you a full throttle campaign, and even though two of my opponents have dropped out in the past several hours we’ … read more »

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[eNPR] The Great Presidential Debate - DEBATE OVER

34 • Day 2,534, 19:42 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


FINAL UPDATE: The debate has finished! You can listen to the archived copy here: http://tobtr.com/s/7048309

Listen to the After-Party with Pfeiffer, Scott … read more »

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[Oblige4President] A Teaser

66 • Day 2,532, 20:28 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m86nMHfvl7s

Dear America,

I've been waiting for this day for nearly four months now- and I'm proud to … read more »

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[Damage Contest] Defend Mexibro from the Argentine Air Strike

37 • Day 2,520, 15:21 • Published in USA USA • Battle orders Battle orders



Dear Americans,

Later this evening or tomorrow there will be an Air Strike landing on our dear friends … read more »

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[Oblige] We the People for Congress!

9 • Day 2,463, 13:29 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Dear America:

I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 22, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking my usual copy-pasta … read more »