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Joke of the day - Zen Philosophy

6 • Dan 682, 04:45 • Objavljen vAustralia Australia •

Zen Philosophy

Zen philosophy to "enlighten" your day...


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a … preberi več »

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Joke of the Day - Air force Maintenance logs

19 • Dan 681, 05:09 • Objavljen vAustralia Australia •

US Air Force Maintenance

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.


Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Letter to Mum

9 • Dan 679, 21:59 • Objavljen vAustralia Australia •

Letter to Mum


A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed

was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an

envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum' With … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Really bad Puns.

11 • Dan 678, 23:23 • Objavljen vAustralia Australia •

Puns - rather bad ones, but I lol'd


1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


2. A set of jump leads walks into a bar.

The bartender says, ' … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Court transcripts

15 • Dan 678, 05:06 • Objavljen vAustralia Australia •


Subject: Actual Court Transcripts: You will love this!

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the … preberi več »