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Joke of the day - Dealing with loud snoring

8 • Dan 690, 23:46 • Objavljen vAustralia

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Dealing with Loud Snoring

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Oil change instructions

12 • Dan 689, 01:52 • Objavljen vAustralia

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Oil Change

Oil Change instructions for Women:

1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Letter to Bank

7 • Dan 688, 00:04 • Objavljen vAustralia

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A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times.

Dear Sir,

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my … preberi več »

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Joke of the day - The speech

13 • Dan 686, 02:21 • Objavljen vAustralia

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Note: Please don't read if you offended by coarse language

The Speech

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

… preberi več »

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Joke of the day - Mid life crisis solved

6 • Dan 684, 02:42 • Objavljen vAustralia

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Subject: Mid life Crisis Solved

After being married for 39 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 39 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, … preberi več »