A New Congress, An Old Corruption
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by TomT
Don't forget to read my previous articles in order to stay current on today's topics.
Look At The Corruption
The Corruption Continues
Corruption Run Rampant
The 46th eUS congress has been ushered in, and due to me revealing horrifying news to you over the past few articles, I was unable to write anything. CIA, USAF, Flying Monkeys.... all dispatched to stop me... But you can't silence the truth!
The 46th Congress.... composed of Hitler and a puppy. Well done eAmerica, you did great. This isn't even the alarming news... While you weren't paying attention, two, yes TWO! Agents of Planet of the Apes project Canada have infiltrated our congress! Colin Lantrip, and obvious second in command Crista22. TWO APES HAVE INFILTRATED CONGRESS! You heard it here first eAmerica... The apes are marching in.
Gnilraps... blatent member of a corrupt USApeForce is now the speaker of the house.
Don't you see eAmerica?!?! Piece by piece, election by election, we are losing our contry to the apes! What is one of the first things this congress does? Proposes a mutual protection pact with Greece... A thing that Greeks are known for?
Using monkey's for street performances not only to collect money for sinister projects but also to hone the monkey's martial arts abilities.
Here are some photos from the celebration parade..
What you can't see... just to the right of where this photo was taken, a blown up photo taken by a dear friend who was captured just after sending me this photo...
The thing organizing the parade....
You may not be paying attention... You may not care.... but now you have been informed.
Shout it if you care.
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Comments
Oh god... I love it.
o.O
lol
ha
hahahahahha
good stuff
Lulzy
Now I want a banana. Is that bad?
awesome
Must.Stop.Apes.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes 😛
everywhere monkeys!!
this is a joke right? some kind jonathan-swift-jutsu? well, whatever.
just do what i always do in any election: vote for the guy with the least experience in the office he's running for. he'll actually give a sh*t (instead of throwing sh*t like apes do) about the office because he doesn't take it for granted.
there should be term limits for congress just like there are for governors and the president. there have been congressman who have been in office for over 50 years. they think it's their god-given right to get worshiped by lobbyists. they don't have a sh*t about the people or even the country, only about their party and their money.
term limits for congressmen or we'll all be speaking chinese by 2020.
OMG, seriosly dude, I loved this article with caps. you are very good tbh
""Colin Lantrip, and obvious second in command Crista22. TWO APES HAVE INFILTRATED CONGRESS! You heard it here first eAmerica... The apes are marching in.""
OMG, I feel pain in my belly coz of laughing
Take your hands off Congress, YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE!
ur really strange