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An old article for fun / Getting an ecitizen's girlfriend back.

1 • День 4,082, 19:35 • Опубликовано в стране USA USA

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Helping an ecitizen get his girl back.
11•Day 730, 21:30• Published in USA USA •
Dear Modern Drunkard,
My girlfriend was upset because I was on erepublik so much. The final straw was she caught me looking at porn. She broke up with me. How can I

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6 months later... and I have been drinking.

3 • День 955, 23:49 • Опубликовано в стране USA USA

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Economy » EUSA's economy, or why is it our leaders do not seem to care.
Comment-newspaper 24 comments 6 months ago

I posted a simple question in the forum regarding E USA's economy. I was hoping one of our fearless leaders could help me

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V2.

3 • День 939, 21:14 • Опубликовано в стране USA USA

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The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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The good people of eUS, are you Hungary for change?

3 • День 885, 18:50 • Опубликовано в стране USA USA

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Election day is approaching us quickly.
I am running for Arizona once more!
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Mr. Eden

2 • День 862, 16:37 • Опубликовано в стране USA USA

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I walk into the men’s room and stand at the sink, staring at my face in the mirror. In the harsh fluorescent light, I’m shocked at how pale and old I look. I splash my face with water and walk to the towel dispenser, which is empty. My hands still

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