Weekend Update, Day 1167.

Day 1,167, 10:58 • Published in USA USA • by Syrup


Some unrelated music for you today.
-Courtesy of Bon Jovi




Next month's Presidential elections are shaping up to be Battle Royal of political talent. There are 7 confirmed candidates who would no doubt make excellent candidates, there's chickensguys running as well. If you want to decide who to throw your support behind, here is a list of candidates, and links to their platforms/announcement articles.

-Ligtreb No declaration published, possibly not running.
-Emerick Link to Presidential Announcement
-Joe Dasmoe Link to Presidential Announcement
-Claire Littleton Link to Presidential Announcement
-Justin McCravok Link to Presidential Announcement
-Haliman/Angelini Link to Presidential Announcement
-Julian Mizu Link to Presidential Announcement
-Gulden Draak Link to Presidential Announcement
-Chickensguys Link to Presidential Announcement
-Pearcey333 Link to Presidential Announcement

Candor has made a pre-election Presidential Poll, to assess the popularity of the candidates.You can take the poll here, and the current results can be found here.

In other political news, the US Defense Party has grown to 102 members over the past week, putting the party a mere 70 members from entering the Top 5.





Today marks an important day in US History. In a controversial move, the eUSA Congress rejected the Spanish MPP, solidifying the stance of the eUSA supporting PANAM rather than traditional alliances. The PANAM Alliance Charter was signed by the leader's of the respective countries 3 days ago, however after doing so Brazil signed an MPP with Indonesia, the United State's long-time enemy, however trust is in constant motion, and relations with Indonesia are not as heated as they once were.



Breaking News

Pakistan has just proposed the United States as it's Natural Enemy. However, the Pakistani President announces that this is merely the work of a PTO in their congress.

An excerpt from the Pakistani President's article:
"My dear countrymen.
The PTOers which have gotten into our congress are miss using their powers as expected.
I hereby declare that we are not declaring anyone as our natural enemy as yet.
Please vote NO to all natural enemy proposals including the following:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Pakistan/law/66575"









The conflict between Iran and the USA continues, with the USA pushing from Sistan and Baluchistan into Hormozgan, Esfahan, Northwestern Iran. The eUSA attacked Fars, conquered it, however, shortly after a Resistance Battle was opened, it was successful with control of Fars returning to Iran. An attempt by Iran to attack Sistan is currently open, with Iran winning 6-0 minibattles. Efasan was also successfully conquered by Iran.



That's all I have for you today America, I hope you enjoyed it. As always if you have something to add, feel free to send me a private message.