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Uncle Sam = Fail

Day 479, 09:58 • Published in USA Indonesia

• by darkyojimbo

eUSA is currenly facing big problems..

Economy is screwed
Politic is just a joke
Military ? Now this is soooo much fun.. coz War is Awesome written by your President Uncle "Fail" Sam

Before you all judge me because I'm an Indonesian, I wanna tell you why I hate Uncle Sam soooo much.. Because he kicked me out from #usa-chat for asking a question he can't answer.. That proved his quality as a president and a person..

I had good impression from eUSA politicians.. And Uncle "Fail" Sam just srewed it all..

Americans, blame Uncle "Fail" Sam coz he FAIL
And pliz, for the sake of sanity.. Vote yes to this

Sincerely yours,

Darkyojimbo

PS: My question was "Mr President, what do you think of the PTO in eSg by Romanian?" (after he made an article about PTO) He replied "Where are u from?" Not a moment later, I was kicked.
P.S.S: FYI, I joined #usa-chat because Benn invited me.. Have a nice day

Comments

LeSande Day 479, 10:00

sukurin lo......

temennya rumah nia sono...

Desmond David Hume Day 479, 10:06

Sad but true.

xManiacx Day 479, 10:09

lol. even their own citizen agree with this.

Skiny Day 479, 10:09

Voted!

Epic Thoughts Day 479, 10:21

You could have saved yourself a lot of typing by simply typing, "I hate Uncle Sam. He was mean to me. Now eAmerica dies! LoL PEACE AT HOME PEACE IN THE WORLDZ!"

B1114 Day 479, 10:27

Hell
Moving ticket= 0,3gold
Interested, PM: B1114

Phortoz Day 479, 10:35

LOL

like this one http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/old-jokes-1-752812/1/20

Guardian Force Day 479, 10:45

Couldn agree more..

Alfonzo Day 479, 11:25

i think it is better to put these 2 links....
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-operation-portugal-thunder-for-the-lulz--734432/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-operation-final-blow-american-give-it-your-all-now--749725/1/20

Alfonzo Day 479, 11:44

Vote no to impeachment, we still need him!

durthang Day 479, 12:01

don't go uncle sam! Please stay on! I love u!

Cavalcanti Day 479, 12:12

united fails of america

RogerAjax Day 479, 12:31

cavalcanti +1

Piotr Pardaalski Day 479, 12:49

FAILTLANTIS!

Clarence Harvey Day 479, 15:01

rofl... this guy is indeed made of fail... wonder how old is he

Dobo Day 479, 20:28

This article is full of fail. Actually write an article with actuall writing if you want to express your opinion.

Ryan_5 Day 479, 22:42

sounds like you have a personal grudge. Besides, everyone gets kicked from usa chat. Most politicians have to refrain from answering questions. eRep is full of trouble makers who wish to balkanize ALTANTIS, or hate on eUSA. There is nothing wrong with the eUSA economy, our politics free and clean enough. Our military is growing. Thats why the peace propaganda machine is in full swing

Roflolmao Day 479, 23:13

Ryan, both sides shoot out propaganda..
Feed it with blind faith, or think for yourself. Your choice really.

jsd1337 Day 479, 23:33

wow... i'm not sure if its his view point or his awful grammar that makes me think he cant be over 12

darkyojimbo Day 480, 00:19

@jsd1337, im sorry for my bad grammar.. 🙂
Well, u know what im saying though right?

Oh, Ryan I didnt spreading propaganda or anything.. In fact I'd like to work with the US, I just hate Uncle Sam.. He's making US looks bad,, real bad..
I guess he's a bush lover.. 😛

cowox Day 480, 03:39

kick me..! 😛

SbriSa Day 480, 03:55

USA fail!!

they voted uncle sam president

Publius Day 480, 04:34

More PEACE propaganda. Don't you guys have anything better to do?

Peter McLag Day 480, 05:50

"Americans, blame Uncle "Fail" Sam coz he FAIL
And pliz, for the sake of sanity.. Vote yes to this"

"Pliz", learn how to write in English.

mariposa37 Day 480, 06:10

This is so sad.

Jomichka Day 480, 06:35

I would have to agree with jsd1337, either that or he's insanely lazy. Article? This is a Post-It note.

smily132 Day 480, 08:12

"That proved his quality as a president and a person.."

as a president maybe, but as a person, probably not. I don't even know him myself, and i didn't want him to get reelected but I still don't think that was necessarily fair to say

Lester Snopes Day 480, 08:44

Indonesia fail-planet
yellow savages

Phortoz Day 480, 08:56

nyam-nyam..elu pade liet aja, ntar kaga ada lagi namanya e-USA

elo pada pikir bahasa Inggris udah bagus? oi2 pake dunk bahasa Navajo, Mohawk dll.

neh klo bisa translet, pkenya juga bahasa penjajah songong loe!

wakakakakak

you're not IRL! wake up!!

Dubyew Day 480, 09:17

Uncle Sam isn't THAT bad. No worse than the Indonesians who come in here and spew their propaganda.

At least Uncle Sam is funny.

You guys just come off as jerks.

Phortoz Day 480, 09:27

wkekwekwkekekekekekek! dudutz!

Rensoku Day 480, 10:56

I think he is Bush's son

Erik D Day 480, 14:41

This article is a fail. If you are going to spread propaganda in countries beside your own, at least learn how to speak their language.

Longbaugh Day 480, 15:10

Wow. That sounds like a cowardly President. Is this why we're losing to Mexico?

pyroelectricity Day 480, 16:32

. . . and to think I thought you were a spy!

chichorro Day 480, 16:35

the most unpopular guy in the world is Uncle Sam for sure lol

Fuschino Day 480, 18:13

stupid article.

darkyojimbo Day 480, 21:03

@Eric D, whats wrong with my article? U cant figure out what Im trying to say here?
No, Im not propaganda-ing,,
I just wanna point out that Uncle Sam = Fail

@pyroelectricity, why would I spy on you? Its an open channel.. If u were to enter #erepindo, nobody would kick you just because you aint Indonesian or ask a question.. 🙂

darkyojimbo Day 480, 21:06

Btw, for those who think I wrote this article badly.. (grammatically or whatever you say)

Try to make one with a vote as many as I have.. FYI, I dint spam this all over the world..

PEACE

rgnz Day 480, 21:23

hail jimbo 😛

@phortoz : asik ya ngjek org bule pke bhs indo .. kaga ada yg ngarti .. wkakaka

lync1299 Day 480, 21:27

wow.... i cant help but think that the person who wrote this is an angry little child trying to vent....

Justin The Grand Day 480, 21:28

aww wow you are seriously complaining because you were kicked out of a chat.

Markus_A Day 480, 23:16

I may be drunk right now, but his article is fail.

VonHauer Day 480, 23:25

Brilliant use of such persuasive vernacular...not...

Jarabefull Day 481, 00:09

"I had good impression from eUSA politicians.. And Uncle "Fail" Sam just srewed it all.."

You guys always seem to say stuff like that over and over again. Next president I'm sure you'll say it again. I don't think I believe you. Just fess up to what you really are--an America hater.