[GBM: XLI] Clerihews for Your Consideration
Paul Proteus
GOODBYE BLUE MONDAY
Sup guys, Hadrian X is running a contest. There's like a zillion contests in one! Anyway it's the kind of shit we tried and fail to do in like 2012 but like 10x the scale. Dammit man, though, it's Hadrian! So it's gotta work.
Anyway, the point is all of you, yes you in the back, should sign up for The XLIMPICS! Also apparently the Broforce Military Unit leads MUs for registration, which, uh, definitely won't last as there are 5 of us, but if the Broforce is doing it, you know all the elites must be~
Well this goes out to all 9000 judges
Anyway, I wrote several clerihews. Why? Because Limericks are overrated, and so are Haikus. Who needs them! And also the metre and line length is intentionally irregular, and the rhymes are intended to be strained and frequently slipping in and out of the language, so all of the mistakes are intentional, also they're biographical which makes them infinitely more fun. So here we go, some synergy with Hadrian's recent "top 5" of influential players~
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Regarding a Handful of our Most Influential Citizens
rainy sunday
there's no doubt that rainy cares,
so where exactly did sunday err,
so as to be put into place
consigned to the lower case.
Pfeiffer
That Pfeiffer's always been so elite
has never been an easy feat,
not just anyone can survive for years
on a diet composed strictly of tears.
Melissa Rose
Why on earth did Melissa Rose
chain herself to a cabinet - I suppose
Yui's lucky she's never heard the motto,
Cui bono?
Gnilraps
Who's done more for this country than Gnil?
Excepting, perhaps, that last term, but still,
there's nothing like a little strife
to make a blacklist teem with life.
Wild Owl
Nobody knows forigs like our resident Owl,
and his handy team of pets and pals,
still, even for him it must be getting stale
fighting everyone over his favorite whale.
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aight, I amused myself, and it's all in good fun, that's enough of that.
In other news, someone asked me who I would endorse for President
Except like, shockingly little power
Nobody! Yay! Tyler is an actual friend in this game, an increasingly rare thing to say, and a great guy and has been a fantastic POTUS before and will be again. ResouIa has a strong domestic program, and hasn't done it yet, which is pretty appealing, so best luck to both of them. I honestly just really liked this gif. Look for the Federalist Party endorsement soon.
Comments
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v/s = 2/1110
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INSPIRATIONAL........... ummmm well....... the inspiration suddenly evaporated.
well i like the Gnilraps one the best, that is until you write one about me, the absence of which is quite glaring indeed.
A glaring omission indeed! Thanks for still reading all of my drivel
See! I told you that the Gnilraps one was my favorite! Although the WO one is p darn good too now that you've actually finished it. And rainy's too! I don't speak Italian, so I don't know if MR's is good though. But see, I can poetry good!
lol voted
❤️
The rose is red
The violets are blue
Now hang Yui
He wants it too
technically only 4 of you
Nice.
Funny.
hmmmmmmmm
still waiting on that edit
This will be tough to beat