[XLI] XLYMPIC NEWS update - Day 3,177
Hadrian X
XLYMPIC NEWS TOP STORY:
Due to recent donations from a pair of generous eMericans - GZA the Genius and Foxi Roxi, there are a couple of new prizes up for grabs for XLYMPIC champions. Both GZA and Foxi Roxi have been added to the X-Files Hall of Heroes for their contributions.
The GZA Noob Buster Championship Belt
Prize: Honor, the title of "Noob Busting Champion" and $20,000 cc
The GZANBCB will be awarded to the competitor who earns the most medal points during the XLYMPIC games. Competitors will earn 5 points per GOLD medal, 3 points per SILVER and 1 point per BRONZE medal won in the XLYMPICS.
The Ooh Foxi Lady Award of Valor
Prize: An increase in appeal to all foxes, an imaginary person-sized trophy and $5,000 cc
The OFLAV will be awarded to the competitor who earns the most total GOLD medals. If the award is shared, the prize money will be split between the winners.
That's right, in addition to the cash prizes awarded for each medal ($2,000 for GOLD, $500 for SILVER and $250 for BRONZE), there is now an additional $25,000 cc up for grabs! SIGN UP TODAY!
IN OTHER XLYMPIC NEWS:
The Federalist party leads all political parties with the most sign ups, followed by the USWP and SFP. Andrax2000's single member, Party 100 even has a challenger signed up. WTP, AMP and BSP currently have no registered competitors.
The Broforce leads the XLYMPIC sign ups for Military Units, followed by EZC. No other MU has any registered competitors as yet.
Three new XLYMPIC judges have been added. Melissa Rose (Fed/EZC), Phoenix Quinn (SFP/Bear Cav) and Resoula (BSP/VMA-214).
Also, Russian born XLYMPIC judge, it is just Khotko was recently jailed (IRL!) but kept in constant contact and assured XLYMPIC officials of his full commitment to his performance as judge for the entirety of the games.
XLYMPIC GAMES INFO:
The XLYMPIC sign-ups have begun. If you don't know what the XLYMPIC's are, you can find more information here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-xli-the-x-files-issue-08-2607879/1/20
If you'd like to participate, the sign-up form is here: http://tinyurl.com/za68dp3
XLYMPIC GAMES INFO: OFFICIAL SITE
Comments
khoto was jailed for being criminally adorable
"Criminally adorable"? I think you mean Khotko's cat.
Khotko is 100% pure, grade A, iron chinned manly man who eats nails and shits live hand grenades. He was jailed for giving Putin an atomic wedgie.
i wonder how they still haven't caught you for same reason 🙂
I cannot allow myself to be detained. Someone needs to document your adventures and that person is me.
My comment was to fg, she's criminally adorable. You're adorably criminal.
BROFORCE BEFORE HOEFORCE
Is there a Hoeforce? We should sign them up too.
jailed? wtf?
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Y'know... its just Khotko. XD
Briefly detained. Hadrian is a well-known exaggerator of anything that happens to me, for what I am most grateful 🙂
I report your adventures as I see them. Fair and balanced journalism ofc. 😉
My entry for Poetry Round 1
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-gbm-clerihews-for-your-consideration-2607987/1/20
Do you have to snap your fingers and wear a beret to read clerihews?
Baaaaaaaaa GZA The Genius & Foxi Roxi !
Blacksheep Family !
We need more Black Sheep to compete Arrden! Do it for the glory of the sheep! Baaaaaaaaaa = Sign up now! 🙂
http://tinyurl.com/za68dp3
black lives matter
sugarfree lives matter