Knife Fighting Monkey - newspaper of Flaco Jimenez

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Flaco: An expose of the other Congressional candidates.

10 • Dia 641, 19:15 • Publicado em Singapore

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Caution: May contain satire. Failure to have a sense of humor while reading this can be dangerous.

Why should you cast your vote for Flaco?

Good question.

All the other candidates huff kittens.

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Running for Congress.

8 • Dia 635, 12:19 • Publicado em Singapore

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I would like to serve the people of eSingapore as a candidate for the Singapore Republican Party.

My platform is simple.

Promote a responsible business atmosphere in our country.

Keep taxes low and encourage owners to raise salaries

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A few thoughts for eSingapore.

9 • Dia 627, 17:54 • Publicado em Singapore

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First I would like to wish everyone a Happy Singapore Day.

I would also congratulate Wooshie as our newly elected President.

I have several thoughts about our future as a free and independent nation.

A Q5 defense system. I propose the

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Upcoming elections

1 • Dia 621, 14:49 • Publicado em Singapore

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As I like everyone running for President I am torn on who to vote for.

If Ice and Relorian have a platform I will be glad to edit this article to include it as well.

After reading Woshie's platform and considering the good work Ice and

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Congratulations eSingapore!

2 • Dia 614, 10:22 • Publicado em Singapore

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Congratulations to all newly elected Representatives~!

Singapore pulled together and defeated a political take-over.

As to the ones who moved here for an ill purpose I can only say...

Welcome to Singapore 🙂

Now lets get back to

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