Why aren't you voting for GLaDOS yet?
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by Arthur Wellesley
As the election nears, I want to make sure that some of you know about the best candidate the eUK has to offer. His name is GLaDOS.
On Election Day, GLaDOS is going to be winning votes so fast Lana is gonna yell SLOWWWWW DOWWWWNN. He'll say FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with his ENERGY LEGS.
But seriously, folks. GLaDOS is made of lightning. Pure lightning. That's scientific fact. He has harnessed the powers of the very earth upon which we walk. What more do you want in a Prime Minister?
V2 approaches us. GLaDOS has already fearlessly and successfully led our great nation through tough times. Who do you want at the helm when Lana is joined by her (frightfully disfigured) fellow cartoonish women things? Do you want that TUP scoundrel in office, OR DO YOU WANT A MAN WHO ONCE PLUNGED INTO A BURNING BUILDING TO SAVE AN ARMFUL OF PUPPIES AND 400 BABIES?!?! GLaDOS did that. He also once fought off 400 Nazis. BARE HANDED.
His economic policies are FANTASTIC. His military experience is ALMOST UNRIVALED. His leadership skills are OUT OF THIS WORLD. He is smart, capable, experienced, reasonable, level-headed, and the MAN THE EUK NEEDS. In comparison to GLaDOS, "Ian" is a lightweight.
For more information about GLaDOS see:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/once-more-into-the-breach-glados-for-prime-minister-1435260/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/figures-and-facts-a-domestic-and-economic-manifesto-1438476/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/pens-and-swords-military-and-foreign-affairs-manifesto-1440965/1/20
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also I can probably out drink him 😎
There's no "probably" about it.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE 400 BABIES!
glados has my voice. i wish eUK more victories like last week. next time maybe we will take eRomania or eCroatia to eUS. you are quite useful as bridge 🙂
None of these points are very exciting... 🙁
"GLaDOS has already fearlessly and successfully led our great nation through tough times."
Are you referring to the time when he finally pushed the button and attacked Ireland. Oh wait.... That was Woldy. My bad.
No, Edana, we're talking about srs bsns. 😉
Glados, ROFL. vote Ian.
I'm not voting GLaDOS yet because it's not the 5th yet.
Because we'll all be busy voting for Digby?
(and not being racist)
I'm pregnant over the excitement over voting GLaDOS.
Agreed! WHY HAVEN'T YOU VOTED FOR THIS LAD YET YE' F*CKIN' BRAT!?
Experience of Economics are worthless if your country is overrun by Poland.
10 days from now, eUK could be in the mist of our greatest struggle for survival, do you want Iain - the most divisive TUP leader fiddling with numbers while London burns or Glados our diplomatic hero with a wealth of military experience to lead us to victory.
Vote Glados, because you're worth it.
GLaDOS: Maybe he's born with it (Maybe it's maybelline! Or botox...)
I'm voting Keers, mostly because voting for a party that contains Rossiter would leave a bad taste in my mouth, akin to a black person voting for a racist (or the patriots...)