Miss Derp's Drunk Rants

[Derp4PotUS] Fun in the Sun!

Dearest Americans,

Elections are so close!
Primaries are in full swing!
Americans are already deciding!

So, what better time than to give you more details into the workings of the June … lebih lanjut »

[Derp4PotUS] The War Horse Keeps Charging

Surprise.

Bet you didn’t think you’d see me again. Yet, here I am. This horse keeps running and won’t let up in putting America first and foremost, both in the eyes of the government … lebih lanjut »

[Derp4PotUS] Together, We Fly

Americans,

Every day, for the past 87 days, I have had the pleasure to wake up as your president. Or, on some days, just stay up long enough to see the sunrise.

Each day, I seem to have more fun … lebih lanjut »

Horse PotUS: The Final Season?!

This month has been glorious.

Far more glorious than even I could … lebih lanjut »

[PotUS] Pacifica Triumphs

Americans,

This has been quite a month for both our nation and our alliance. Our nation has seen it’s first high-risk, offensive conflict in a long time. Just as well, our alliance has come together … lebih lanjut »