Did eCanada influence the eUSA March CP election?

Day 3,410, 11:02 • Published in USA Canada • by Exalted Druid



There have been reports that members of the eCanada’s government and spy agency (CSIS) had been in contact with Derphoof’s election team throughout this past election. There have even been allegations that Canada used its hackers to influence the election.

In a “declassified version of a highly classified assessment” released on Friday March 17th, the U.S. intelligence community laid out its judgment that “TemujinBC ordered an influence campaign in March aimed at the US presidential election,” with the specific goal of harming Fingerguns “electability and potential presidency.” The report went on: “We further assess TemujinBC and the Canadian Government developed a clear preference for President Derphoof.”

The release came a day after Secretary of State Yui MHCP001 the Federalist who chairs the Senate Armed Services Committee, said at a hearing on foreign cyber threats to the United States: “Every American should be alarmed by Canada’s attacks on our nation and I urge all of you to double check your bacon to confirm it is of the proper American variety."

It is also believed that CSIS hacked Fingerguns PM’s and released embarrassing details to the American press including bad hair day pic’s in order to influence the election results. As one insider put it, "No one would vote for that hair".

Canadian officials strongly deny any Canadian involvement. When questioned about Derphoof putting up CO for Canada in the battle of Minnesota, Canadian officials denied this even happened, calling it “false news”.

Canada took full credit for the unexpected victory in Minnesota, claiming all 10 of them fought really hard in one battle and that fictitious CO had nothing to do with the victory.






When Canadian Minister of Defense, Xichael was questioned on the long rumored dossier the Canadian government had on Derphoof in order to blackmail Derphoof, Xichael responded, “Sure we thought we had the goods on Derphoof. We had pictures of Derphoof in a Toronto hotel room with a donkey performing illegal donkey, pony sex acts, but when we showed the pictures to Derphoof, Derphoof seemed quite proud of his performance and asked for copies for his friends.”





Canada continues to deny it had any influence on the USA elections and Derphoof ‘s election team continues to call these reports “false news” put out by the Cocktail Party members who cannot accept the results of the March election.