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Day 3,409, 17:42 • Published in Thailand United Arab Emirates • by Bane Pozarevac

Jos jedna tema koja je uvek interesantna, kako za one koji tek treba da se upoznaju tako i za one koji su vec davno u tim vodama.
Svaka žena je bespomoćna dok joj se ne osuši lak na noktima
- Burt Reynolds

Treba ženiti samo lepe žene. Inače ne postoje nikakve šanse da ih se rešimo
- Rod Stewart

Mojoj ženi je svejedno što radim bez nje toliko dugo dok se pri tome ne zabavljam
- Jerry Seinfeld

Ko u braku ne poludi taj stvarno nije normalan
- Prince Charles

Oni koji o ženama uvek dobro govore, ne poznaju ih dovoljno.
Oni koji o njima samo loše govore, ne poznaju ih nikako
- G. Pigault Lebrun

Bolje je biti dobro obešen nego loše oženjen
- Shakespeare

Moja prva žena je umrla jer je pojela otrovne pecurke.
Druga žena je preminula jer je također jela otrovne pecurke.
Treću sam udavio jer nije htela da jede otrovne pecurke
- Henrik VIII (ili VII)

Žena ti kaže "Idi do djavola!". Ti odeš, a ona te i tamo dočeka
- Dante Alighieri

Lepe žene su stvorene za muškarce koji nemaju mašte,
a pametne za one koji nemaju sreće!
- Casanova

Dobro otvori oči kad se ženiš, poslije ih zatvori
- Shakespeare

Nije zanimljivo ono što vam žene kažu, zanimljivo je ono što precute
- Shakespeare

Muškarac je sretan sa bilo kojom ženom dok je ne zavoli
- Petrarca

Ne može muškarac varati ženu onoliko koliko se žena može praviti da mu je verna
- Zdravko Mamić

Nisam primetio da mi se žena davi. Urlala je kao obično
- Željko Rogošić

Žene imaju PROBLEM za svako rješenje!
- Stephen W. Howking

Kažite mi uzrok: znam da se iza njega skriva žena
- Beaumont
jesen prodje ja ne ozenjen ostah ...
uh,kad sve ovo sagledam ne verujem i da cu
E N G L I S H V E R S I O N


Another topic that is always interesting, both for those who have yet to be introduced and for those who have long been in those waters.
  Every woman is helpless as they are dry nail polish
- Burt Reynolds

  It should just marry beautiful women. Otherwise there are no chances to be solved
- Rod Stewart

  My wife did not care what I do without it for so long while at the same time not having fun
- Jerry Seinfeld

  When the marriage is not crazy that really is not normal
- Prince Charles

  Those women always good to talk, do not know them well enough.
Those of them only speak badly, they do not know they can
- G. Lebrun Pigault

  It is better to be good than bad hanged married
- Shakespeare

  My first wife died because he ate poisonous mushrooms.
Another woman died because of eating poisonous mushrooms also.
Third drowned himself because he did not want to eat poisonous mushrooms
- Henry VIII (or VII)

  Your wife says, "Go to hell!". They leave, and she is there and meet
- Dante Alighieri

  Beautiful women created for men who have no imagination,
a smart for those who are out of luck!
- Casanova

  Keep your eyes peeled when you're getting married after they shut
- Shakespeare

  It is not interesting to you what women say, it is interesting what precut
- Shakespeare

  The man is happy with any woman as he does not love you
- Petrarca

  Can not a man cheating on my wife as much as a woman can pretend that he is faithful
- Zdravko Mamic

  I noticed that my wife gagging. Screamed as usual
- Željko Rogošić

  Women have a PROBLEM for any solution!
- Stephen W. Howking

  Tell me the cause: I know that behind it lies wife
- Beaumont
I do not pass the autumn I remained married ...
uh,when this is not perceive and believe that I