Did eCanada influence the eUSA March CP election?
Exalted Druid
There have been reports that members of the eCanada’s government and spy agency (CSIS) had been in contact with Derphoof’s election team throughout this past election. There have even been allegations that Canada used its hackers to influence the election.
In a “declassified version of a highly classified assessment” released on Friday March 17th, the U.S. intelligence community laid out its judgment that “TemujinBC ordered an influence campaign in March aimed at the US presidential election,” with the specific goal of harming Fingerguns “electability and potential presidency.” The report went on: “We further assess TemujinBC and the Canadian Government developed a clear preference for President Derphoof.”
The release came a day after Secretary of State Yui MHCP001 the Federalist who chairs the Senate Armed Services Committee, said at a hearing on foreign cyber threats to the United States: “Every American should be alarmed by Canada’s attacks on our nation and I urge all of you to double check your bacon to confirm it is of the proper American variety."
It is also believed that CSIS hacked Fingerguns PM’s and released embarrassing details to the American press including bad hair day pic’s in order to influence the election results. As one insider put it, "No one would vote for that hair".
Canadian officials strongly deny any Canadian involvement. When questioned about Derphoof putting up CO for Canada in the battle of Minnesota, Canadian officials denied this even happened, calling it “false news”.
Canada took full credit for the unexpected victory in Minnesota, claiming all 10 of them fought really hard in one battle and that fictitious CO had nothing to do with the victory.
When Canadian Minister of Defense, Xichael was questioned on the long rumored dossier the Canadian government had on Derphoof in order to blackmail Derphoof, Xichael responded, “Sure we thought we had the goods on Derphoof. We had pictures of Derphoof in a Toronto hotel room with a donkey performing illegal donkey, pony sex acts, but when we showed the pictures to Derphoof, Derphoof seemed quite proud of his performance and asked for copies for his friends.”
Canada continues to deny it had any influence on the USA elections and Derphoof ‘s election team continues to call these reports “false news” put out by the Cocktail Party members who cannot accept the results of the March election.
Comments
BRAVO!
Weird that you would refer to Secretary of State, Yui, by his lesser title of Senator.
Typo
By far the best one so far!
so far,
so good
Yes, this is exactly what happened, now give us the syrup and bacon you promised, all of it!
V+S+Comment
if someone has time
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sta-oni-kazu-o-zenama--2635278/1/20
please
V/S/C
This is quite good, indeed!
lol
Pssssst.
🙂
Oh, I remember back when we really did have CSIS. Back when the forums were still alive lol.
I'm pretty sure you are still on a secret government blacklist
Bonus points if you can remember his IGN from that far back.
I want to be that donkey!
~hyuu~
nice
amazing
If we give you Alaska, will you please promise to spare the local Alaskan population from the certain destruction from the lone Canadian man on a Horse?
lol
V!
Hey you said you had Pictures wheres the rest of them? article number two full revel on the donkey pics!
There is way better dirt in my PMs than bad hair day pics. Like some srsly filthy shit.
Send .69 CC or we release the rest.
thief