[vCP] Jamaica Grand Tour - round 3

Day 3,165, 04:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Deputy Prime Minister


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Welcome back.

As the Grand Jamaican Tour continues, two more victims tourists have joined us. Welcome to Sir Jimmy Savile and MS10EL.

They’ve turned up at just the right time, because - frankly - turn 2 would have been a little quiet without them (what with 80% of the original gang suffering various mishaps and mostly ending up in hospital). Luckily, all those who hit a snag in round one are now fully recovered, and ready to get back to the action.

How Round 2 went…
Two of our original tourists made it through, and were joined by two newcomers.

Everyone found at least one special item in this turn. Unfortunately, all four of them also ended up in the Red Stripe brewery, where they threw an impromptu party and are now piled on top of each other sleeping off the hangover to end all hangovers (just ask Rohirrin).



Of the 13 people taking part, here’s how many items they’ve foun😛

0 items - 5 people
1 item - 2 people
2 items - 3 people
3 items - 2 people

And then there’s Hail Astrid, who hasn’t actually made it off the bus yet.

Round 3…

If you were told to miss a turn in round 1, you’re now back in the game. Please make your three selections for Round 3.

If you had a go in round 2, sorry - you’re drunk. Wait for round 4.

New tourists can still join the tour if you want to. The way the current lot are going, you won’t be far behind.. Just pick three locations and list them in the comments below. (The full rules - not that there are very many - are in the first article).

Of the 21 locations on the Grand Tour, 19 have now been visited. 75% of special items have been located. 80% of traps have been located. Nobody has made it through the first two rounds without hitting a trap, but five have gone through without finding an item yet. So, effectively, you lot are rubbish.

To help you work out where to go in this round, here are the locations you’ve already visited…

Absinthe1844 - visited 7, 13 & 20
North Scale - visited 1, 2, 3, 4, 7 & 16
AMD - visited 1, 11 & 13
CC - visited 2, 4, 7, 10, 11 & 18
Apples - visited 5!, 10 & 14
Sir Charles Moncrieff - visited 6, 7 & 11
Rohirrin - visited 4, 7 & 14
SirMorton - visited 5!, 12 & 15
Pannonian nomad - visited 6, 10 & 13
Euphorbus - visited 14, 19 and 20
Sir Jimmy Savile - visited 4, 8 & 9
MS10EL - visited 3, 4 & 7
Hail Astrid - asleep



TL😉R

1. Pick three locations
2. Tell me which ones in the comments
3. Find stuff
4. Continue until you find Woldy


Good luck!

VoodooMike71
eUK vCP& Governor-General of eJamaica, at your service


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