Official White House Press Release #54: More Blows to PEACE

Day 727, 01:18 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room


Official White House Press Release (#54): More Blows to PEACE

16 November 2009, Day 726 of the New World.


We have some good news to report to you, so without further ado let’s get started.

The contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. Italy’s Withdraw from PEACE

2. Indonesia’s Withdraw from PEACE

3. Peace with France

4. Political Crisis in Israel

5. War Bond Repayment Continuing

6. Party President Election Results

7. Pony Express

8. United States Training Corps





Italy’s Withdraw from PEACE

This week, we would like to congratulate Italy for being strong enough to do what few other nations were – they have left the PEACE Global Community. The Italian announcement came shortly after Graubünden, Switzerland, was liberated from Hungary, denying Hungary the ability to project its power onto Italy and Switzerland. An official statement from the Italian government can be found here.



Indonesia’s Withdraw from PEACE

In a later development within the PEACE Global Community, Indonesian President Wander Forward announced that Indonesia is saying goodbye to PEACE. Indonesia still controls an empire carved out of land from India, South Africa, and China. Indonesia’s invasion of Sarawak, Malaysia, has triggered twenty-seven mutual protection pacts of war-game-hosting Malaysia, including one with the United States. This battle has also opened up free wars with Australia, South Africa, Iran, Thailand, Japan, and China. The situation in Southeast Asia and surrounding regions could become incredibly complicated in the next few days, and citizens are advised to look for orders from the Department of Citizen Orders.



Peace with France

The President spoke about the need to end the long-standing war with France. This war was opened during Operation French Toast and twice was used to attack the United States during the more recent war. French President Lyne Faynel denounced the treatment of her country during the Day 712 Offensive in this article. She proposed the peace proposal, which passed in France 24-14 and in the United States 23-2. After peace between France and the United States became a reality, an impeachment proposal was started in the French Congress, but it is expected to fail. With the wars with Portugal and France now closed, the only nations the United States shares a border with and is at war with are Russia and the United Kingdom. Wars are also still open between the United States and Indonesia and Colombia separately.



Political Crisis in Israel

During the Day 712 Offensive, Turkey invaded the Aegean Islands of Greece and opened up a free war with Israel, which had been silent until recently. Israeli President JMatH invaded the Mediterranean Coast of Turkey, activating eight mutual protection pacts of Turkey before retreating from the battlefield. JMatH won the presidential election by three votes. An impeachment proposal before the invasion of Turkey received a majority vote, but not enough to pass.



War Bond Repayment Continuing

Citizens who purchased war bonds have already begun to receive their money back with 2.15% interest. Serendipitous, Director of the Flying Unicorn Squadron, is continuing his efforts towards total repayment. Any citizens expecting payment who have not received it yet should hold their inquires, as the process is still ongoing.



Party President Election Results

Party President Elections were held on Day 725 of the New World. The winners in the largest political parties in the United States are announced below. May wisdom be bestowed upon their administrations.

America’s Advancement Party: Mercurius100
United States Workers Party: ligtreb
Libertarian Party: DanielCD
Conservative Party: Cromstar
Federalist Party: citizenslave
United Independents Party: AndraX2000
Democratic Party: Harrison Richardson
Socialist Freedom Party: CivilAnarchy
The Green Party: TimothyBeasley
Umbrella Research Party: Don Keedick



Pony Express

The Pony Express is an organization that protects the United States media from being overwhelmed by enemy propaganda. It also helps inform the public by promoting certain articles (voting them up). Membership can be concurrent with any other post, as all it takes is your vote on articles. It only takes a minute each day, and the effort of many ponies goes a long way. To join, visit the link below:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dHo5OGRyTmdIb2tmUW1NcDlfN0gyb3c6MA



United States Training Corps

The United States Training Corps, the entry point for higher branches of the United States military such as the Home Guard and Army, is still taking new recruits. Stand up straight with your arms at your sides and fill out this form to sign up:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dEY2S3ZTVGVSZzY1M1g3ZjB6STdpNmc6MA

Your contacts for more information are General Angelini and Lieutenant General Teucer.



This concludes the fifty-fourth White House Press Release. Thanks again for your time and attention. Before you go, make sure you’ve clicked Vote so that you fellow citizens can see this press release. We hope to see you next time!


Ever vigilant,

Rheinlander von Phalz
White House Press Secretary