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WHPR [Day 1,097] - From Sea to Shining Sea

17 • 1,097 jour, 12:21 • Published in USA USA

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America is a tune. It must be sung together.

(Insert Menstrual Joke Here)

There comes a time every month when America … en savoir plus »

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WHPR [Day 1,096] - Burn My Shadow Away

5 • 1,096 jour, 14:07 • Published in USA USA

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I burned my tomorrows, and I stand inside today at the edge of the future as my dreams all fade away.

Sitting on Our Hands … en savoir plus »

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WHPR [Day 1,093] - Media Idol

17 • 1,093 jour, 21:16 • Published in USA USA

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Eugene Harlot’s kill count is kept track by his stubble. He shaves when he loses count.

Quick Links

- Talk with people on IRC so you can make more … en savoir plus »

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WHPR [Day 1,088] - Media and Jobs

14 • 1,088 jour, 20:38 • Published in USA USA

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Media Rocks your Socks

So, people complain about the crappy media. This cuts me deep, America. This is technically my “responsibility” so I feel guilty when I read this. I feel like I should be doing more. Then I get a few good ideas. Then … en savoir plus »

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WHPR [Day 1,086] - Poland, Malaysia, Indoctrination, and HR

15 • 1,086 jour, 19:13 • Published in USA USA

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America Smash

I was going for a sort of “Hulk smash” (or Reagan, whichever) with that. It’s hard to pull off without the benefit of voice fluctuation. Anywho, stuff is going down. Broland’s territory in Western Siberia is under attack via … en savoir plus »