The Canuck - newspaper of Trenton Rendell

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A notre Invité Hongrois

3 • 490 jour, 16:10 • Published in Canada Canada

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Ba**** de.

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Augustus We'll Miss You.

3 • 487 jour, 19:50 • Published in Canada Canada

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Due to your leaving i've decided to write a poem for you.

A- A is for attitude
U- U is for Useful
G- G is for Gentlemen
U- U is for Userfriendly
T- T is for Tough
U- U is also for Useful
S- S is for Sweet

B- B is for Brave
A- A is for

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Goodbye Ontario, Hello Alberta!

2 • 483 jour, 14:02 • Published in Canada Canada

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Due to circumstances concerning fellow Candidates. I am forced to leave Ontario and move to The Great Province of Alberta and run for congress there.
I've spent 3 fantastic terms representing Ontario in congress for the CSD. I want to thank all

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Zanalan Found Dead!

11 • 481 jour, 17:34 • Published in Canada Canada

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Ottawa-
The Country Is Shocked.
The body of former Prime Minister Zanalan (86) was found in his Ottawa residence this evening, This comes after losing Infinity to nothing to Augustus Baldwin in the CSD elections this morning.

Police Chief Eric

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Le Canada Soutient c'est des Alliés

1 • 476 jour, 18:16 • Published in Canada Canada

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Dans un effort pour aider nos alliés en Espagne, Roumanie, et l'USA nous lancerons un assaut contre la frontière de la PAIX française. Pour le passé peu de semaines que le coût et fret a combattu défendre activement Roumanie de l'attaque de PAIX,