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A priest is being honored at his retirement dinner...

4 • 2,737 jour, 11:38 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so

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Stanley

5 • 2,732 jour, 08:56 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time

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Married in Heaven

6 • 2,729 jour, 09:18 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they

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Parking Ticket

12 • 2,429 jour, 08:47 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Words from a Retiree:

Working people frequently ask retired people what

they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I

went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a

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Psyciatrist vs Bartender

10 • 2,421 jour, 07:28 • Published in Ireland Ireland

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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So I went to a psychiatrist and told him. . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed

I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.. I think I'm going